Gryphin and Growltigga Thread - Page 13

Gryphin · #**121** February 16th, 2002, 02:49 AM

1) I am prepared to submit to a lie detctor test on the "Line Dancing" issue. I repeat, due to my vision, I am not able to perform such an act.
2) Macs efforts not withstanding still fail to come up with any evidence that Circle the Wagons or the Gryphin Possion is in any way shape or form an ileagle act in where I reside.
3) I am prepared to supply a strand of the growth above my lip to any and all who wish to analize it.
4) The judge is a POMME and sho9uld be removed from any action outside of England.
5)Please remember, I do not do this as an act of self defence. My actions do not merit defending. I provide any informaion to assist you in your quest for knowledge

Mephisto · #**122** February 16th, 2002, 02:54 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Growltigga:
You've met Mrs GT then, she can also be a bit like your girl when she doesn't get her own way

May I suggest inflamable clothing to you? At times I was nearly as bold as you but not green, My color was more ... ah ... burned ...

Growltigga · #**123** February 16th, 2002, 02:59 AM

quote:
Originally posted by [K126]Mephisto:

May I suggest inflamable clothing to you? At times I was nearly as bold as you but not green, My color was more ... ah ... burned ...

I dunno, German fashion sense!

Mephisto · #**124** February 16th, 2002, 09:07 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Growltigga:
Even lawyers are human

This is open to discussions and many argue about it. Or so I've heard...

Gryphin · #**125** February 16th, 2002, 10:05 PM

Mephisto, an interesting point,
I should never be judged by somone who is inhuman.

mac5732 · #**126** February 17th, 2002, 07:57 AM

I didn't know Shrek was a Lawyer, but I guess they all look the same, Green & Cold

just some ideas mac

Mephisto · #**127** February 17th, 2002, 11:36 AM

I AM NOT GREEN AND NOT COLD!

quote:
Originally posted by mac5732:
I didn't know Shrek was a Lawyer, but I guess they all look the same, Green & Cold
just some ideas mac

Gryphin's Fyre · #**128** February 17th, 2002, 04:20 PM

Greetings to Mac....

Mac, Shrek wasn't a lawyer he was a solicitor. Nothing could be as green and cold as an English lower level court official. I believe we are insulting the animation.

I wish to thank you, with deepest admiration for your studies into my Dear Gryphin's defense in this abusurd pompous, ill conceived, debaucle of a "case". I am sorry to hear of your injuries and pray they heal most expediently. (how did you explain this to Mrs. Mac?)

Point to make if I may, a solicitor is a lower level, civil, will-making being. I think that our "es-steamed" Mr. Tiggles is passing himself off as a more reputable barrister and is totally unqualified to address such a high level court as befits the bogus accusations brought against my Dear Gryphin.

I would humbly suggest that this sham of a case be summarily dismissed. I also request that Mr. Tiggles make haste to the icecream stand to purchase a suitable confection for Dear Gryphin, in as much as he has slandered and blackened his white hat image in these proceedings.

I would also request that all references to things native to the wild west and its regions be hereby stricken as Mr. Tiggles is apparently jealous of any such references due to the fact he lives on a tiny island with his cousin's cousin's cousin.

In conclusion.. nice to meet you all!

[ 17 February 2002: Message edited by: Gryphin's Fyre ]

mac5732 · #**129** February 18th, 2002, 07:28 AM

Mephisto, my most humblest and sincere apoligies. I did not mean to infer this discription as to yourself.

I have met over the years some few lawyers who more then fit the description, HOWEVER, I did not mean nor classify you in their catagory. I should have been a little more specific, sometimes I do put my foot where it doesn't belong, I meant no ill will towards you.

Gryphin Frye, I welcome you to the forum and the G&G Thread, and thank you for the concern of my most recent injury. However, Mrs M was actually delighted as she was thinking of obtaining a restraining order or TPO against Mr Righty as he was seemly becoming more frisky due to the amount of scientific research that I was conducting on various aspects of the case, especially on those ahhemmm Adult Sites, and the "Twinkle" was starting to appear more often then usual. (sigh)
Lefty just doesn't have the strength to carry on without him since he has taken over the majority of the work

In regards to the Tigga, I appreciate the input as to the true meaning of Solicitor as used outside of the US. I always thought Solicitor and Lawyer meant the same in all regards all over. Around here, Some lawyers are referred sometimes as Solicitor, however, both carry the same meaning, at lease as far as I know.

In regards to the wild west, you may have a point after the Tigga's most recent escapade concerning the attack or mugging of a small, innocent, porcupine, which was in all probablity, just going about his everyday business of looking for grubs, ants or whatever they eat, when all of a sudden he is set upon in a most undignified and unannounced intrusion which I'm sure he/she is still reliving in his/her dreams to this day. At the very least, the poor little thing should have been whisked away to a therepist for theraputic treatment to ensure his future mental state let alone the traumaization this in all likely hood caused its family upon the gruesome facts being revealed upon its return to its burrow. Yes, this could cause some biasedness upon the current proceedings. The Gryphin may have a case for a mistrial.

justs some ideas mac

Saxon · #**130** February 18th, 2002, 10:31 AM

As a member of the jury, I move to have to judge removed from the proceedings. His comments have caused me personally, and the people of my nation generally, great emotional unrest. Given that his comments are clearly hate literature and an incitement of violence against a particular social group or nationality, he should be removed from this trial and charged accordingly.

Please find below the posting of Mr. Growltigga on February 15, 2002. In said posting, Mr. Growltigga states “kick a canadian for me”, a clear statement of discrimination based upon nationality. The 1952 UN Declaration on Refugees clearly states that this type of activity amounts to persecution. This Declaration been signed by most nations of the world, including Canada, the United Kingdom, the United States, Kenya and Spain. Should anyone be truly interested, I can provide links to the appropriate websites or post the body of the declaration.

Given that Mr. Growltigga was undoubtedly in one of the above jurisdictions when the statement was made and that key members of this tribunal were similarly situated, it is clear that he ,and these proceeding, fall under the Convention. As such, his clear verbal persecution of Canadians, in contravention of the Convention, disqualifies him from hearing this case.

Further, his latent English Imperialism and condensation towards Canada and Canadians clearly makes a mockery of his double standard accusations of Imperialism towards other members of the forum. One who clearly holds one set of values while espousing a radically different set is clearly not fit to render judgment, nor press charges, against honest and upright individuals such as Gryphin.

This member of the jury votes to acquit Gryphin of all charges. However, he will also admit puzzlement at how wearing a distinguished and manly mustache could be a criminal offense. Perhaps the rot that set into the Mother Country, causing the loss of Empire, has spread genetically and the English now lack the testosterone to grow that which distinguishes man from boy.