Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth - Page 13

Erax · #**121** July 14th, 2003, 11:38 PM

The doors that lead to the Cantina's recesses open wide and hordes of beautiful FBW's in skimpy togas run out to mingle with the guests. Just before the doors close, Erax emerges, dressed in a standard white toga and a winged round helmet. He seems to be hovering two feet from the ground.

He floats over to GT and whispers to him, "Hi Boss. I think you'll like the security measures I built into the clones. An organic battery organ can store amazing amounts of power ! (*)
I almost feel sorry for the guy who tries to fool around with them without your permission. Oh, I also built a replica of that teacher thingy from our old space adventures and used it to teach them martial arts. Should be an interesting combination.

Ah, yes, about the costume, I wanted to be Hephaistos, but you know what happened to his marriage.

This was the next best thing, and I had this antigrav belt I wanted to try out.

* - Fact : the Brazilian electric fish (electrophorus electricus) can deliver a 300 - 500 volt discharge to its prey.

Growltigger · #**122** July 15th, 2003, 01:06 AM

Raging Deadstar, you get the job, I like to see initiative and a willingness to resort to terminal violence at the slightest whim.

Have you ever considered a career in the legal profession?

I personally wish that us legal types could resort to extreme violence as needed. Not so much letters being sent with "Without prejudice" written on them, but more like "Disagree with this proposal and we shall terminate with EXTREME PREJUDICE".

Joy, the thought brings a tear to my leg

mac5732 · #**123** July 15th, 2003, 05:01 AM

Mac uses his new Centur high pitch whistle which creates an astounding subsonic noise that can only be heard by centurs, This in turn causes the attacking creature to pull back with fear at the wizen oldster...

He then looks around for fresh fodder, he spies Timstone over on the opposite side of the cantina, He looks, he salivates, he gallops across the floor, OH poor Timstone groans Mac, I can't watch .. Mac turns his head and watchs the God Look alike parade that is currently prancing thru the door leading to the patiio, Oh man, Tesco is going to love this out there he smiles to himself, The old wizen great one, leans back, waves at Taz behind the bar, orders a brewski from his favorite Liz Hurly Clone... and watches the show....

just some ideas Mac

Growltigger · #**124** July 15th, 2003, 09:27 AM

This party is really kicking off. Just to give you advance warning chaps, but the theme for the next party will be "Morocco". This is primarily at the request of Abdul and his berber horde who still want rewenge against Rags and RD.

Kalispera mes enfants, let no one touch that package. I really mean it.

Mac, I beleive the centaur was molesting you, and frustrated by its unrequited love, it is now really molesting Timstone!! ooh, that's gotta hurt

Geoedipus (great name great name), just put on a toga and get back into that room with Misses Diaz, Barrymore and Lui. When they have finished with you, I want you to assist me with a little medical experiement I have in mind.

Can someone pull Raging Deadstar's head out of the fishtank? first, you need to take Rag's hand of the back of his neck!

Anyone hungry? right, I will sort that. OUt in the parking lot, Barry flicks the large switch which sends a couple of zillion volts thorugh the car park floor. Donagh the giant squid is crisp fried, just before a horde of sahsimi chefs charge out, rapidly chop it into bits, cover the bits with corn flour and lightly fry in olive oil with a lot of lemon juice. Calamari anyone?

Erax, has you done servicing that Giselle Bundchen clone yet?

minipol · #**125** July 15th, 2003, 10:36 AM

Growl,

what beer are you serving here?
(When i see bier or beer in the threadname, i just have to pop in)
On a sidenote, i'm going to Scotland in a week or so to drown myself in whisky wooohoo. It's in drumnadrochit, nice and close by Nessy.

Growltigger · #**126** July 15th, 2003, 10:43 AM

As a discerning Belgian, you will find that we serve lots of rather good ales, ranging from the classic British draft real ales and belgian and continental lagers and beers (all ice cold).

What we dont serve is fizzy American recycled urine.

minipol · #**127** July 15th, 2003, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Growltigger:
What we dont serve is fizzy American recycled urine.

LOL

Does this mean you have people asking for UNrecycled fizzy American urine

Raging Deadstar · #**128** July 15th, 2003, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by minipol:
LOL Does this mean you have people asking for UNrecycled fizzy American urine

*Raging Deadstar manges to pull his head out of the aquarium for a brief second*

*blurble blurble* Only Rags does!

*blurble*

Growltigger · #**129** July 15th, 2003, 11:14 AM

Minipol, the connossieurs amongst our North American customers DO ask for their carbonated urine to be filtered to remove any lumps, but generally, I find that a pipe run direct from the Cantina "Little Boys Room" into a soda stream and chiller unit, and then directly into bottles marked "King of Beers" or any tosh like that, suffices for most yanks in the cantina.

Let's face it, would you rather drink a bottle of Spitfire or a bottle of Duval as against a rancid pustulent weak fizzy oikish pissmire like Coors or Budweiner??!!

I would rather drink an alcopop than touch that gunk

Raging Deadstar · #**130** July 15th, 2003, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by minipol:
Growl,

what beer are you serving here?
(When i see bier or beer in the threadname, i just have to pop in)
On a sidenote, i'm going to Scotland in a week or so to drown myself in whisky wooohoo. It's in drumnadrochit, nice and close by Nessy.

Be sure to be careful. Dogscoff has a thing for celtic giant sea creatures. So if you see someone sitting almost nude in a toga with a large white beard drunk out of his mind on top of nessy just nod and walk away!