Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours

[Timstone]

Originally posted by Gryphin:
:: Using the Holographic Projector built into his Travel Computer: Generates an object from earths Egyptian Hieroglyphs. A translation reads:
Who is General Protection Fault and what is he doing on my clay tablet"?

Hahaha... I like that! Good job Gryphin.

RD: Hey, how could I forget the first person who rated me? You may be younger than me, but you're still one of the most funny people of this cantina and of course you're a regular customer. Thumbs up for you mister!
Oh yeah, thanks for the pile of temporal research.

Erax got it right. We're all trapped beyond the furthest reaches of civilisation and the only man who can save the entire load of cantina visitors is a dude with a gearbox suplemented with a dirty magazine, a bottle of absinthe and the Hellraiser DVD box.
Timstone crushes his brain on how to get himself and the rest back to the cantina. Timstone first asks Erax how he got so clean. Erax shows him the small vile with fluid. He uses some and is clean in no time. "Damn, how do we get back again?!" Timstone mumbles to himself. He hears many of the goo covered patrons cursing and swearing.
Time is getting a luxury comodity for our hero with the timetraveling gearbox.

Tomorrow we continue the short story. Due to a writers block of the author.

To be continued...

[Raging Deadstar]

Raging Deadstar walks in to find timstone sitting there with Genghis Kahn, Tutkanhamun and Captain Jean-Luc Picard . That time travelling gearbox certainly has some strange glitches. Genghis is currently talking like a disgruntled barbarian shouting caveman logic at the captain who is looking for his crew.
"Me want food, Me Bop you on head!"
"Wheres Mr Spok at times like this?"

Timstone shrugs his shoulders and hands each of them some absinthe and waits for the havoc to unfold.

[Timstone]

A perfectly normal sundaymorning in the cantina.

[Raging Deadstar]

Asks ol' taz for a drink and wanders off to watch Jean luc Picard and genghis kahn settling their differences in the most time tested method of them all...pillow fight!!!
Yep that absinthe really effected them

Wanders over to timstone, our very own time travelling hero, who is now trying to get a line of people back to their time. The line includes the beatles who are brawling in a back corner against bill gates engineering department after a little dispute, a viking is having a conversation with rolo and they seem to be singing old norweigen songs together and taz seems to be arguing with Marvin the Martian over who's the better loony toon...

Considering all this timstones right, nothing much different here

[Taz-in-Space]

Captain Jean-Luc Picard

And..

"Wheres Mr Spok at times like this?"

RD, You mean Mr. Riker?! Let's get those Star Trek facts right...Ask Atrocities - Don't mess with canon (cannon?)

As to where the Cantina is... well, it's kinda hard to pinpoint it... Ahhh how about: an Extra-Dimensional Space in a Parallal Dimension on the Edge of Cartoonland?
Just a guess from an overworked, slightly tippsy, Tasmanian Devil...

P.S. I'm much more loony than that Marvin fellow...

[ October 27, 2002, 16:24: Message edited by: Taz-in-Space ]

[Timstone]

Take a rest Taz good man. After it you'll be feeling muuuch better.

My writers block is coming to an end now. I think it will be completely dissolved coming monday.

[Raging Deadstar]

Sorry taz, not really a star trek fan i'm afraid so my puny mind does not know much about star trek cannon, i thought that was some kind of super weapon for a star trek mod at first

Good to hear your much more loony than marvin, your working here, but that dog he has is sooooo cool

Maybe Growltigga can use some of taz's friends as cleaning staff, or is one of dogscoffs squids doing that?

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Raging Deadstar:
Jean luc Picard and genghis kahn settling their differences in the most time tested method of them all...pillow fight!!!

With oil and feather pillows right?

[Growltigga]

RD, you must always remember that Growltiggas are dangerous in any terrain or circumstance, and lawyers are just plain expensive.... but then what you are really paying for is MY TIME.. and time is money

Rags, sorry about the crossbow bolts, those genoese mercenarys really are a little trigger happy, actually, some of my lads have a new toy, could you hold this target like sign and go and stand in the carpark, many thanks..

Rags stands in the carpark looking nervously for Barry and fails to spot the dead cow, fired upon a ballistic trajectory from the trebuchet installed by the back door of the cantina, hurtling toward him until it is too late...

SPLAT

Growltigga pulls out his boys book of history and decides that he needs to have a word with Dogscoff about a potential reinactment of the Battle of Manzikert, but this time with the added twist of flamethrowers, sub-machineguns and comedy clown shoes to really make it a giggle

[Raging Deadstar]

Layers are cunning? Estate Agents are the worst!!!

RD Smiles as the newly arranged boxing ring sits in the games room. Complete with announcer and corner staff.

"In the red corner, leader of the deadstar continuum, Raging Deadstar!" *Applause*

"And in the Blue corner we have timstone" *silence*

Our two brave fighters grab their pillows and stumble across the oil covered ring. Raging Deadstar goes for a left, and then a right and uppercuts timstone with his fluffy weapon. Timstone stumbles back into the ropes, Raging Deadstars ready to deliver the knockout blow when Timstone swings his pillow....

Theres an alimighty clang and RD drops to the canvas, unconcious and out. Timstones arm is raised in victory, in the other hand he lifts his gearbox out of his pillow