Ye Olde Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina

[dogscoff]

Dogscoff looks up as Tigga loads his automatic splurge gun. Casually, he reaches under the table for a pLastic rain coat and umbrella. He dons the protective garments appropriately, cancels his food order and goes back to his beer.

[Growltigga]

(Grendel Last seen doing her famed "velociraptor eating cow" impression with a sticky bun)

GT checks the automatic fire sequencer on the Custard Pie Gauss Cannon and makes sure the loading hoppers are sufficiently stacked to handle 400 pies a second at maximum velocity

GT gets small cocktail umbrella from behind bar and gives this to Dogscoff to put over his beer, whilst thinking that he looks like that bloke out of the fish finger advert with the accordion...

GT then quietly walks round to all the staff and customers of the bar under the age of 50 and gets them to hide behind the waterproof sheeting GT has put over the bar area itself... GT then buys everybody a beer

Triggering the fire sequence, the gauss cannon turns on its automated mounting and the target lasing sights settle on Mac, who is quietly eating a stinky pizza and is farting quietly in the corner, having been persuaded NOT to leave the Cantina by the wiles of the 'Liz Hurley' fluffy bunny waitress lookalike holding a tube of anusol (like geritol but less sting)

With consensus from all bar denizens, GT pushes the firing stud and watches as Mac is hit by 1200 cream pies in just over 3 seconds....

Cue much hilarity, diverse alarums and exit stage left Growltigga, Mephisto, Saxon, Dogscoff and various other locals of the Cantina all having bladder problems)

[ July 01, 2002, 17:29: Message edited by: Growltigga ]

[Growltigga]

Originally posted by geoschmo:
Gt, I understand you travel quite a bit, but you apparently don't stray much from the beaten path if you believe that pizza is boring

Geo, I consider myself quite a gourmand.. I like to think I am well travelled and am always willing to try any of the local delicacies (provided they dont slap me) wherever I go...

I have eaten snake, dog, snail, tons of horrible looking sea-thingies, jellyfish, varieties of insects, alligator, frogs, camel, ortolan, lizard, giraffe, eland, ostrich, wildebeest, something that looked like dried bogies, sea urchins and something else that looked by poomtang/punani..

My personal philosophy is to eat anything that cannot get out of a bucket and to drink anything that can be made in a bucket, if only to try it once!!

I will eat pizza if the current Mrs GT has made it, as she does do it proper like, the only other type I enjoy is the old anchovy, jalapeno peppers and pineapple pizza

[Gryphin]

Looking around at the mess,
I voted for the EEE and Whistle Stop.

Hmm, This was post: 1313

[ July 01, 2002, 19:31: Message edited by: The High Gryphin ]

[tesco samoa]

Gt. Next time your eating some curry in a bag go upload your race.

[capnq]

My favorite local pizza place does a number of "specialty" pizzas, including:

Ranch Steak Pizza - garlic sauce, steak (as in Philly cheesesteak sandwich), french fries, onions, provolone, mozzarrella, topped after cooking with buttermilk ranch dressing

Greek: white sauce, gyro meat (roasted lamb), tomatoes onions, feta cheese, mozzarella, provolone

Cheeseburger: hamburger, onion, cheddar, tomato sauce, optional bacon

Hawaiian: pineapple, ham, bacon, provolone, mozzarella

Other toppings available include capicolla, spinach, zucchini, broccoli, and artichokes.

[mac5732]

Poor Poor Mac yells the Liz Hurly Look a like fluffy bunny, what did that dastardly flea infested Tigga do to you, as she races over to help what appears to be a large ice cream cone. As she approaches, Mac wipes some of the cream pie from his eyes and sees her approaching, I've died and gone to heaven he immediatly thinks..., she starts wiping the oozing gooey mess from his abused body, Mac, like all good worshippers, looks at her with puppy dog eyes... sigh.... now this I can .... a strange and strangled scream rents the air, apparently coming from stage left where the Tigga made his hasty exit, Mac just grins and looks towards the door.... All the regulars just sit, they know not to investigate these types of sounds, however, Innocent Fyron, runs towards and then out the door,.. several minutes go by and then another more inhuman catwalling cry arises from outside the cantina, Enter poor Fyron, covered in Cream Pie filling from head to toe... One of the fluffy bunnies asks him what happened. "well when I went to see what that awful racket was, I found the Tigga, covered with cream pie filling matting his fur most extensivly.... In looking around, I found what appeared to be some type of trip wire across the doorway, this in turn led to a pully system attached to some weights which in turn were hooked up to an old fashion wash tub which appeared to have been filled with 2-300 cream
pies. The Tigga must have tripped the wire and was in turn splattered with the cream pies, nothing worse then seeing a grown tigga full of oozing, sticky, cream pie filling matting his fur from top to bottom. As he was wiping himself off, he saw some kind of picture on the bottom of one of the pie plates, since he had cream in his eyes and couldn't see to well, he asked me to see what it was...I looked at it and told him it appeared to be a picture of a male with what appeared to be a "Custer Hat" and a "Wooly Bear" on his lip dressed in cowhide boots with a sentance underneathe which stated "Compliments of the Gryphin Line Dancing Bakery"... Thats when the Tigga let out that hideous catwalling noise, When I tried to find out what was wrong he proceeded to pelt me with some of the cream pies that were still laying on the ground.... go figure,.. Fyron looked over at Mac who was laughing as he proceeded to clean himself off. "I had those pies special ordered, just for the tigga" he exclaimed..... Meanwhile, another fluffy bunny came into the cantina and said two trucks had pulled up and were unloading more cream pies for the cantina, when she asked who ordered them, the drivers told them the two men who hired them only told them to deliver it and something about abused Bar Tabs, when she asked who they were, they told her they didn't know just someone named Mephisto and another by the name of Tesco....

Oh and Fyron, pies......

to be continued

a very sticky Mac (but appreciates the Liz Hurley look like, sigh.....)

[ July 02, 2002, 05:14: Message edited by: mac5732 ]

[TerranC]

Originally posted by Growltigga:
I have eaten dog

Although I come from a country that 7 out of 100 people eat dogs daily, I must say that, with all due respect, your eating habits are disgusting.

*Resumes eating of Dog-Free Pizza*

Edit: Just thought that original post was a bit offensive

Edit: Forgot to put on flame retardant *for all those who are in favor of dog consumation*

[ July 02, 2002, 06:24: Message edited by: TerranC ]

[Fyron]

Mac, you are an odd one.

[Growltigga]

TerranC, I should make it clear that I have tried dog once (I thought it was like greasy stringy chicken if you must know) when in South Korea.

I do not make a habit of eating canine, I have always been uncomfortable with eating animals which lick their own genitalia, stick their noses up each others bottoms and eat poo. I am, afterall, a cat person. I prefer better stuffing on my roasts in any event.

What you Americans eat is dodgy!