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Old April 6th, 2005, 08:36 AM
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I think Strategia got caught in a secret goverment project, and now is on this board 24/7, bonded with the database. Kerensky is now inside a black hole due to his paradox.
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Old April 6th, 2005, 06:53 PM
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Unless it's a conspiracy? Secret shadowy agents of the goverment pretending to be posters on this board as part of some vast and complex plan for world domination!
WHAT?!?! We had a specific agreement! This is *MY* territory!!!!

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Old April 6th, 2005, 06:57 PM
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Ha! Rumbled, there's only one thing any right minded person can do when uncovering a conspiracy: Blackmail a decent position in the new world goverment under threat of going public.

So I think Minister for Pubs, Bars and Cantinas would be a fair price for my silence
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Old April 6th, 2005, 07:01 PM
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What if they decide to kill you?

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Old April 6th, 2005, 07:05 PM
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The agents burst into El Phil's house only to discover that he isn't there. Meanwhile in a different country altogether El Phil sits back and laughs.

Ahhh but all I know has been entrusted to various people to be released in the event of my death, disaperance or failure to contact them in the correct manner with the right code.
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I like cheese too! Especially Swiss cheese.
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After thorough background research, tracking transmissions, interrogating people etc., the black helicopters silently hover over the locations of El_Phil and his associates.

Several square miles of real estate are free again.
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Old April 7th, 2005, 06:06 AM
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Narf thinks a bit, then presses a button on the NSN Murphy's Law. All but one of the helicopters vanishes in a ball of fire.
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Old April 7th, 2005, 08:20 AM
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Ashton watches from a safe location as something goes wrong with the Murphy's Law, and the reactor suddenly overloads.

You really need to name it something else. How about 'Invincible'?
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Old April 7th, 2005, 09:40 AM
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/me watches the pretty explosion of the NSN Murphy's Law, reminiscent of the total existence failure of the GSS Titanic, in the early days of Improbability Physics. /Me then goes on to christen my new warship the KCNS Utterly Safe.
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