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Old April 7th, 2005, 09:46 AM
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Ashton watches again as a Norak battle fleet pops up next to the Utterly Safe through a spatial anomaly, and quickly obliterate it.

You really got to stop naming your ships like that. If the name says its safe or whatever, then it's NOT safe, and will be quickly destroyed.

If it has a disaterous name, like the Predictably Damaged, then what's in it's name happens.
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Old April 7th, 2005, 10:32 PM
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/me sighs and starts building Murphy's Law 3, as the explosion rips away most of the Earth's crust.

*Really* didn't think that through, guys.
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Old April 8th, 2005, 08:59 AM
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A person accidentally screws the conduits on wrong, and the whole ship goes up in a big ball of plasma.

Get Narf away from habitable planets!
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A part of the Salagull forces come charging in and take the mouse into custody - though not before about 80% of them die by his hammer.
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The mouse is still in custody.
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Old April 8th, 2005, 03:17 PM
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No! He might name the cell he's on! Eject him into empty space somewhere! Or even better, in another dimension!
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Power up some form of anti-plot-device device. Quickly!
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I know! We can deploy a whole bunch of red shirts!
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/me pulls out a remote control, pushes a button and is gone...Somewhere. Unfortunatly, there was no time to set a destination.
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Narf, I'll see you in...

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A few thousand years!
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