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Taera · #**1351** July 14th, 2003, 09:35 PM

did i miss anything?

narf poit chez BOOM · #**1352** July 15th, 2003, 08:07 PM

well, it is de-void of meaning.

willy's dictionary attack.

General Woundwort · #**1353** July 15th, 2003, 08:16 PM

Detour - what dey take you on to avoid de construction.

Wardad · #**1354** July 15th, 2003, 08:35 PM

A guy goes to the Post Office to interview for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "Are you a veteran?"

The guy says, "Why yes, in fact, I served two tours in Vietnam."

"Good," says the interviewer, "That counts in your favor. Do you have any service-related disabilities?"

The guy says, "In fact I am 100% disabled. During a battle, an explosion removed my private parts so they declared me disabled, it doesn't affect my ability to work, though."

"Sorry to hear about the damage, but I have some good news for you, I can hire you right now! Our working hours are 8 to 4. Come on in about 10, and we'll get you started."

The guy says, "If working hours are from 8 to 4, why do you want me to come at 10?"

"Well, here at the post office, we don't do anything but sit round and scratch our balls for the first two hours. No point of your coming in for that.

mottlee · #**1355** July 16th, 2003, 01:22 AM

I think we are slipping into the VOID!

narf poit chez BOOM · #**1356** July 16th, 2003, 07:42 AM

oogleboogle.

tbontob · #**1357** July 16th, 2003, 07:46 AM

LOL

Wardad, that's a good one!

Wardad · #**1358** July 16th, 2003, 09:13 PM

An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes, he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them one question and their answer would determine who would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?", pointing to the man on his right.
The first man replied "A thought". It pops into your head. There's no forewarning that it's on the way, it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of."
"That's very good!" replied the interviewer. And now you sir," he asked the second man.
"Hmm....let me see, A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know it ever happened. A blink is the fastest thing I know of."
"Excellent!" said the interviewer "The blink of an eye. That's a very popular clich� for speed." He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply.
"Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch, when you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light at the barn comes on in an instant." "Turning on a light is the fastest thing I can think of."
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light." he said. Turning to the fourth man, he posed the question.
"After hearing the three previous answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is diarrhea" said the Newfie.
"WHAT?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
"Oh, I can explain." he said, "You see the other day I wasn't feeling so well and ran for the bathroom. But, before I could think, blink or turn on the light, I crapped my pants!"

He got the job.

Loser · #**1359** July 16th, 2003, 09:22 PM

Cannot anything
Be of use: dry desert wind
Still stirs far-off leaves.

-bad haiku

Wardad · #**1360** July 17th, 2003, 08:17 PM

Now this is a bike...
http://www.zrxoa.org/forums/showthre...threadid=35207

48 cyclinders and 2 stroke!!!