Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours

[Growltigga]

Hurrah, stand down the troops, recall the legions and put the fires out in the flame cannon....

Another victory for the forces of all that is right and evilly despotic and tyrannical in the world

This calls for a party, free booze for everyone all day...especially Ragnarok who was the only one willing to aid me in my battle to fight plagiarism whether it may be found

Hmmmm, maybe I should destroy that other thread just so they dont think I have gone soft

[DirectorTsaarx]

Originally posted by Taz-in-Space:
...Taz, who is now back behind the bar after a close escape from another thread, is heard to mutter: "cow and chicken" and "crudely drawn upstarts" in the same sentence. He goes on to mutter: "Might as well watch that Ren & Stimpy crap!"

THANK YOU TAZ!!!!!

Seriously, I thought I was the only person who hated those two "cartoons". Good to know I'm not the Last remaining example of good taste. Then again, I _do_ like South Park... hmmmm... now I have to decide why South Park is fine, but R&S and C&C aren't...

[dogscoff]

Well, that's that then.

*Dogscoff pushes the "narrator" lever back into its original position. The voice concludes:

"...and so ended the Cantina Wars, the least bloody, vicious and brutal war ever fought, despite all that stuff I said earlier. No-one actually got hurt, apart from Ragnarok, who got drunk in the after-party and passed fell into Barry's mouth..."

[DirectorTsaarx]

Originally posted by Growltigga:
Hurrah, stand down the troops, recall the legions and put the fires out in the flame cannon....

Another victory for the forces of all that is right and evilly despotic and tyrannical in the world

This calls for a party, free booze for everyone all day...especially Ragnarok who was the only one willing to aid me in my battle to fight plagiarism whether it may be found

Hmmmm, maybe I should destroy that other thread just so they dont think I have gone soft

Hey, sorry GT; just now caught up with the cantina, and it looks like I've been a typical American by showing up late for the big war... too bad it ended before we could join this time. I had a mob of Titans, a tribe of Ogres, some Mountain Trolls, and various former deities from minor cults and pre-JudeoChristian religions. I tried to get a couple longboats of Vikings, but they were waiting for Dogscoff to quit playing with his lever...

[Growltigga]

Cheers DirectorTsaarx, have a drink on me. It is nice to know who your allies are.

Hang arod, I am pretty sure it wont be too long before there is another battle royale in the cantina. Keep your troops on ice and your sword sharp

Oh, and can you help prise open Barry the T-Rex's jaws so that we can extract Ragnarok

[Ragnarok]

*Starts mumbling things inside Barrys mouth, "Let me out of here!"*
Rags finally gets out and starts to dry himself off, it takes 4 huge towels but he is finally dry.

I hate R&S, that show is so stupid...
But C&C are hilarious, at least the ones I've seen. I've only seen it like 4 times but they've all been funny when I saw them.
South Park is the bomb, never have I seen a episode where I didn't laugh my arse off.

Hey congrats to GT and his army of animals and so forth for winning the shortest battle ever!
And thanks for the free brewskis, I'll take some for the road too!

[ October 31, 2002, 16:33: Message edited by: Ragnarok ]

[Gryphin]

I wonder if Rags has thought of starting a fire?

[Growltigga]

Rags, you are welcome, but I should point out that my feared Byzantine army actually comprises hardened veteran armoured human warriors (OK OK they are mongooses in armour, the ACME surplus army company was a bit short).

Growltigga lets his fur down for the party and watches the jacuzzi sized vat of champagne get wheeled in by the armoured bikini clad FBW's

[DirectorTsaarx]

Originally posted by Growltigga:
Growltigga lets his fur down for the party and watches the jacuzzi sized vat of champagne get wheeled in by the armoured bikini clad FBW's

Excellent plan! I'll direct my Titans to set up the swimming-pool sized vat of mead out back...

CANNONBALL!!!!!! ((SPLASH)) ((glugglugglug))

And no bathing suits allowed in the mead pool. Skinny dipping only. Wear your costumes later

[Growltigga]

but shower first before you get into the mead pool, I dont want to swim into Mac's sweat