Platypus: Noob Team Game Full

[ExitJudas]

as stated above, i will reclaim my island. abysia can withdraw to its side of the water and I promise not to attack.

[Sivoc]

The Abysian troops have already begun the long and slow journey home.

[cleveland]

OPAL RIVER, Urraparrand, November 7 - Agartha suffered yet another crushing defeat at the hands of Lankan forces earlier today, losing an entire 100-man strong army while only inflicting only 5 Lankan casualties.

When asked about the battle, General d2, commander of the victorious Lankan army, commented, "RAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!", then removed and consumed the head of a local peasant.



In other news...
SUNRISE RIDGE, Urraparrand, November 7 - On the western front, marines of the 12th Lankan Amphibious Assault Squadron surprised and routed the numerically superior Acroscephalian forces at Sunrise Ridge. This gives the Lankans a foothold directly next to the Arcoscephale capital.

[ExitJudas]

The floppy bellied brainerds of arco laugh in disdain. Once again Lankas demons show that their intellectual capabilities are on par with the fishmen they use as shock troops. Capital? lolz! Foothold? Roflcopter! Lanka will soon receive their fishy friends returned in paper boxes, battered, with chips. This is but a common nuisance, brought about by an overzealous demon cod! My draconian armies are already on their way to gut and filet your amphibian lackeys!

[Cicadian]

Arrgh I managed to forget the admin password for my Dominions machine, causing me to stale this turn. Oh well.

[Zylithan]

re:cleveland
That was a just my decoy army? maybe? you should run in fear?

re:exitjudas - i think thats the first incidence of roflcopter on these forums. i hope you have some nice roflcoptr troops that land on the roflfarmlands of lanka soon

re: cicadian

bummer.

Fight Fight, Against the Smelly Nasty Demon Apes!
Fight Fight, Against those chicken punk Archer Tien Chi who are too afraid to run out in the open and engage in real manly hand to hand combat!
Fight Fight Against evil, as defined by whomever I don't like today!

If that doesnt get everyone going, I don't know what will.

[Zylithan]

So...

as mentioned earlier, I think this game is over.
I don't see any reason to keep playing - let me know if you feel differently.

I'm ready to concede and call Lanka-Tien Chi the winners.

Both Mictlan and I essentially lost our whole armies this turn to our enemies,with them taking no losses.

[llamabeast]

Wow! Game over by turn 31 - crazy!

[llamabeast]

I have just set up another EA newbie game by the way - sign up guys!

[cleveland]

I frankly don't think the game is over at all.

High-level magics haven't really been touched yet, and I doubt we could take every province before they're opened. Could potentially change the entire game.