MP: Chlorolera is made of contagious and deadly!

[Jazzepi]

I actually prefer the 8-9 hour warning. 6 hours is just small enough to fit inside of a sleeping cycle.

Jazzepi

[Radioheart]

Pretty solid rush Jazzepi. Squished my poorly led troops awfully thorough.

Eriu has gone AI. I didn't pass my morale check.

[Jazzepi]

Originally Posted by Radioheart

Pretty solid rush Jazzepi. Squished my poorly led troops awfully thorough.

Eriu has gone AI. I didn't pass my morale check.

:O

I think we rushed each other?

More false fetters spam could have been my undoing, I thinks.

Jazzepi

[AdmiralZhao]

In other news, Shinuyama's war on Ashdod has gotten off to a good start. Our little Bakemono-sho goblins beat a Rephaite Commander to death while chanting the traditional Shinuyama war-cry of "Ompa Loompa Ompa Loompa". I expect many more victories to follow. Really, Ashdod's troops are not so tough, as long you don't face more than one of them per battle.

[cleveland]

Machaka's Chief Sous-Chef (rimshot!) has just reported that a single Rephaite will feed an entire column of Hunter Spiders for a week.

In light of this development, Machaka hereby declares war on Ashdod.

Unfortunately, Vanheim has rather cleverly positioned itself between Machaka & Ashdod, no doubt the result of a cunning alliance with the canabilistic giants. So Machaka hereby declares war on Vanheim too.

World powers are encouraged to join us in our effort to end world hunger. PM me if interested.

[AdmiralZhao]

In a bigger, badder, and bolder sequel to last month's battle, Shinuyama's O-Bakemono trolls clubbed to death 20 of Ashdod's Anakites, as well as their supporting slingers and commanders. The troll's cries of "OOMPA LOOMPA" and the screams of the dying could be heard for miles around. As a gesture of solidarity with our new 8 legged friends, we are sending the giant corpses to Machaka's capital. We urge others at war with Ashdod to do the same. Please, won't someone think of the spiders?

[Juffos]

Those giants sure were knocked off their feet because of your goblins and trolls smelling so awful, at least we had divine beings descending in our midst to teach us the vain art of cosmetics

[Lokean]

I'm afraid if Machaka wishes to pass through Vanaheim on their way to Ashod the poor spiders will be forced to pass through the killing fields of Ermor. I doubt Longdead warriors provide quite such a comprehensive diet...

[jimkehn]

We of Agartha strayed into Pangaean territory by accident to have a pickanick lunch. The half man half horse abominations ambushed us!!! We ask the world to decry such an outrage! To be maliciously attacked before we could enjoy our fried chicken and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches is unforgiveable!!!! We ask the world to unite to defeat these half human abominations!!!

[Vanslime]

Lord Bymak, Defender of Atlantis, is always eager to get involved in wars he has nothing to do with, but he is otherwise preoccupied right now.

And crippled.

And mildly brain damaged.

And unable to leave the sea.

So we will have to leave you to sort your bloody feud yourselves, I'm afraid.