Ye Olde Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - Page 140

tesco samoa · #**1391** July 5th, 2002, 02:04 AM

this is too funny... any one else a non 1.67 race ....

Gryphin · #**1392** July 5th, 2002, 02:09 AM

Tesco, I chose the Vandron 1.60 set from the list available. Should I change it?

tesco samoa · #**1393** July 5th, 2002, 02:12 AM

they should be ok... if there 1.67. If not I will delete the text files and then they will be ok.

tesco samoa · #**1394** July 5th, 2002, 04:17 AM

http://www.dailyrotten.com/

stupid site of the day.

mac5732 · #**1395** July 5th, 2002, 06:21 AM

tesco ck your pvt mail

mac5732 · #**1396** July 5th, 2002, 06:37 AM

(Mac as he flies thru the air above the cantina), ahhh what a view, just breathtaking, Mac looks down, pulls out his mono-spy-glass, looks down towards the ground, he spies what appears to be a very large glob of frosting outside the cantina, hmmm that looks like the dastardly Tigga, yep that's him alright, Mac smiles to himself, he pulls the ripcord of his new highly classified, thin, light weight parachute, which was concealed under his shirt. The chute opens and Mac looks at his brewski which he still had in his hand

, guzzles the Last of it, looks down, pulls on his cords a little more to the left, aaahhhh just right, Mac is know directly over the Tigga Cone... Mac aims the bottle, little left, inch right, there, BOTTLE AWAY.....
camera pans to outside the cantina, focuses on the Tigga Cream Puff, just as the Surly Kat begins to wash himself off he is struck by a falling object from the sky, down goes the Tigga, flat as a pancake, out like a light ...... Oh is he going to have a headache in when he gets up......
meanwhile, Mac gently comes back to earth after a beautiful trip into the atmosphere... Lovely, just lovely up there, ahhh what sights one sees,, he smiles to himself......

[ July 05, 2002, 05:39: Message edited by: mac5732 ]

Taz-in-Space · #**1397** July 5th, 2002, 08:00 AM

Taz (watching from a safe location across the street) notices a man in a cap peeping into the cantina. Said man then produces a peculiar weapon, aims it into the cantina and fires.

Taz waits to see result and is not disappointed
when man (and friends) goes sailing up into the air...Taz didn't even know they could fly!

Taz continues to watch as something falls on a very messy feline.

Be interesting to see what happens next...
{note to self - get larger popcorn container and
bigger beer keg}

Growltigga · #**1398** July 5th, 2002, 08:58 AM

Mac settles back to earth just as the patriot anti-incontinence missile, which lost its lock on said old timer due to his sudden braking velocity due to chute opening, regains lock and rushes oin for impact....

We have a direct hit and, in true slapstick fashion, all that is left of Mac is apair of gently smoking boots and a charred colostomy bag..

Tigga then looks at the other cantina patrons (save for the rednecks who are now drifting clouds of good ol' smoke) and wonders when the pack of velociraptors he ordered from "Gnashers-R-US" are going to arrive.

He also wonders what Tigg-Scoff PLC's first quarterly results will be for selling carbonated alcohol enhanced urine to the Americans will be, things are looking up

[ July 05, 2002, 08:16: Message edited by: Growltigga ]

Gil Hamilton · #**1399** July 5th, 2002, 10:01 AM

Thankful for his prior preparations, Gil turns off the Holo-Projector on his watch, and and continues with his "special" electrical modifications to the Cantina's urinals. Knowing that ALL cats must squat to releive themselves, he grins a smile observers of it might call evil.

He checks with the flat-bed's AI, sees all systems are fine- the new screens held- and codes the next orders. From the distance Gil hears the three marching bands are right on time. Souza tunes converging on the Cantina from three directions; that ought to "please" those Anglophiles!

Growltigga · #**1400** July 5th, 2002, 10:13 AM

the lorry arrives and Growltigga watches in delight as the cage of snarling vicious velociraptors (who have only been fed 1 pot of natural yoghurt a day for the Last month) are delivered to the pack of the cantina...

Tigga lets them loose and watches in beautific amazement as 3 marching bands become purina dino-kibbles..

Tigga then opens the back door of the cantina, ushers the still hungry reptilian blood-gnashers into the cantina (having evacuated all the fluffy bunny waitresses to his secure batchelor pad of course) and watches through the window as the denizens (excluding business partner dogscoff who has been forwarned and airlifted to safety) of the Cantina are horribly disembowelled, shredded and then eaten with a little hollandaise sauce....

BUUURRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP

PS Tigga should make it clear that because Tigga has now been up for over 48 hours (with only about 2 hours of cat naps in that time), he is already so dazed that the effect of Mac's poncy American beer bottle dropping on his noggin is completely nullifed...

PPS Tigga then realises that Gil Hamilton has been using a cunning holographic field to avoid patriots, semtex and velociraptors - GT orders his tame SD platform to fire an electron burst which nullifies said holographic field and whilst Gil is standing outside the cantina looking confused, Growltigga whistles for "Rover" and suddenly a 90 foot tall spinosaurus comes charging out of nowhere and scoffs Gil, just like the bloke got munched at the beginning of Jurassic Park III.

Double BURRRRPPPPPP

[ July 05, 2002, 10:29: Message edited by: Growltigga ]