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Old April 22nd, 2005, 01:19 PM
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Strategia does realize he's in trouble. But, he quickly places a call on the earth-to-orbit phone and then stands by, looking relaxed.

The orbital plasma launcher crews are happy again.....
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Thankfully my GeesKat were all forced to watch Troy as form of mental toughening so had put the hat in Quarrantine.

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Strategia watches amusedly as the plasma teardrop eradicates all of Phil and his forces. Big badda boom and a large crater.
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*cough*cough*cough* man that plasma explosion sure created a lot of smoke *cough*hack*cough*
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*cough*
You know that cheap Dutch Plasma just isn't worth it. You shouldn't have skimped when building that orbital plasma, half the price I'll grant you, but I've seen water pistols with more firepower.

Let him have it boy!

The Geeskat let rip with their rapid fire pulse grenade launchers. Carefully firing in a circle around Strategia they remove all support from the floor. As the last peice of the floor drops away. Strategia just hangs there while gravity looks the other way, abit embaressed.

Do drop by again

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"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....."[big sploosh]

And I didn't use Dutch plasma launchers, or skimp on the construction cost. I hired a team of skilled Hiigaran engineers, and paid a high price. But I'll play along.
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Ahhh you may have paid a high price but I think there was an error in your translator. When you heard "The works been done." they we're saying "You've been done."

Besides it can be a launcher from anywhere, but if it launches Dutch plasma (the 108th state of matter) then anybody can withstand its alleged power!
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Use quark-gluon plasma, it's several trillion degrees Would vaporize anything, probally even neutronium.
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Didn't use a translator. I speak Dutch, English and Hiigaran perfectly.

Quark-gluon plasma? You do know quarks and gluons are what make up protons and neutrons? And btw, it's nothing compared to what I use to generate plasma.

Subquantum particles from before the Big Bang.

Each plasma teardrop is a small Big Bang, it just doesn't expand because a universe already exists around it.
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Riiiiiight......
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