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Old November 6th, 2002, 05:25 AM

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Old November 6th, 2002, 07:33 AM
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Hmmmm, this magazine of garlic infused holy water saturated wooden stakes will be useful, as will the underslung M69 grenade launcher specially designed to chuck out UV grenades a la Blade II.
GT is apparently unaware of other cultures, specifically in regards to Vampire myths. Oh well. I'll just laugh at his futile attempts to harm me with such cliche items.
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Old November 6th, 2002, 10:45 AM
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[quote]Originally posted by Imperator Fyron:
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GT is apparently unaware of other cultures, specifically in regards to Vampire myths. Oh well. I'll just laugh at his futile attempts to harm me with such cliche items.
Well, if you mean the grains of sticky rice, the paper marked with han-ese death glyphs and a piece of willow twig, yep, got all those too.
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Old November 6th, 2002, 08:20 PM

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RIGHT!!!

*Grabs Timstone, Ragnarok and the guy who calls himself snortpigga*

*Grabs light and throws them all onto chairs, begins shining the light in their faces*

"Ok Chapettes, one of you is pretending to be a witch Hunter called Gunther, none of you have witch hunting qualifications so who is it!!"

*no-one answers*

"Ok we have to do this the hard way!"

*Makes Each of them a pint and just as they are about to drink it grabs it back and begins to pour it on the floor, they all start screaming inhumane wails as the precious brewski is wasted*

"Come On 'Fess up or else"
*borrows the red hot poker cannon from gt for a healthy sum and begins loading it up*
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Old November 6th, 2002, 09:40 PM
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WHY?! OH WHY DID YOU HAVE TO WASTE THAT BREWSKI?!?! Oh man, I think I'm going to pass out.
BTW, it isn't me. I hadn't even heard of Gunther till this fellow came along.
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Old November 6th, 2002, 11:59 PM
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Woah, RD! Please be gentle with my nice little hiney! I'm not Gunther the witchhunter, I was your faithfull partner in our perilous queste to undo the vampire inside Fyron, remember?I even rated him 5 stars for using the name Gunther, I was flathered by it. But I have nothing to do with this fellow. Maybe it's Fyron... he's always be a bit on the evil side with those Vorlons. Never trust a Vorlon by the name of Fyron...
Oh, and did you HAD to spill that pint of perfectly good brewski?! Such a waste!

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Fyron isn't a Vorlon. The Vorlons are represented by Kosh, not Fyron.
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*TC is mad because when somebody attaches a word with the word *asian* it quickly changes into something chinese or japanese.*

*TC drinks a brew and says *talk about something else, ya bloody blokes* for all the other minorities*
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*TC is mad because when somebody attaches a word with the word *asian* it quickly changes into something chinese or japanese.*

*TC drinks a brew and says *talk about something else, ya bloody blokes* for all the other minorities*
Ummm... what exactly are you talking about TC?
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Old November 7th, 2002, 10:27 AM
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Fyron,

If not Vorlon. What are you?? {mlmbd asks, and then bluts out}

A round for the house, put it on my tab. THANKS

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