MP Chlorolera is made of contagious and deadly! - Page 15

JimMorrison · #**141** January 4th, 2009, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanslime

Lord Bymak, Defender of Atlantis, ... is otherwise preoccupied right now.

And crippled.

And mildly brain damaged.

And unable to leave the sea.

Bandar Log announces formal declaration of war against Atlantis. Have at thee, salty dogs! Errr, fish! Yeah, salty fish! Mmmmm.

In other news, we are proud to announce the founding of Bandar Mail Order Kippered Snacks. They're Salty Love In A Tin!™.

jimkehn · #**142** January 4th, 2009, 05:34 PM

>In other news, we are proud to announce the founding of Bandar Mail Order >Kippered Snacks. They're Salty Love In A Tin!™.

HAHAHA

Toran · #**143** January 4th, 2009, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by jimkehn

[..]fried chicken and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches is unforgiveable!!!! We ask the world to unite to defeat these half human abominations!!!

The holy cooks of Abysia support this Agarthan demand - fried chicken together with peanut butter is an unforgivable crime against the good taste (TM) and must be purged from the surface of the earth!!

jimkehn · #**144** January 5th, 2009, 08:56 AM

Abysia understandeth not. The fried chicken is the entree, and the peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are the dessert.

Sorry guys, U staled last turn.

Lokean · #**145** January 5th, 2009, 10:49 PM

I need to request a delay. Emergency personal issues...

AdmiralZhao · #**146** January 6th, 2009, 04:19 AM

Juffos · #**147** January 6th, 2009, 05:35 AM

Postponed 48 hours. If you need additional time let me know.

Hoplosternum · #**148** January 6th, 2009, 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by AdmiralZhao

Please, won't someone think of the spiders?

We are thinking of them

And now eating them

BillyWitchDoctors first installent of Spiders are now being barbequed at Castle Vanheim in Cormyr.

While we are also very concerned by the rise of Ashdod we believe the best help that can be given to her foes is the knowledge that they have peaceful borders and friendly neighbours rather than 8 legged adventurers racing about the Sea of Fallen Stars.

We shall be forwarding on to the Admiral a pair of Char Grilled Spiders.

We call on all enemies of the crazy Machakans to strike him now before we are forced to take all his lands for our very own.

Talonna, the real Mistress of Poison, Leader of the Pack, Head Burgher of Sembia, Roaster of Spiders, etc and so forth....

cleveland · #**149** January 6th, 2009, 09:33 AM

BillyWitchDoctor.com's first installment of Spiders are now being BBQ'd. First of many, in fact. Zulu Wars, and whatnot.

The Ashdod-Vanheim alliance grows more powerful by the minute. The Machakan Intelligence Agency has uncovered a factory in downtown Cormyr where sinister Vanheim dwarves work in shifts to forge suspiciously large Bracers of Protection. MIA has also confirmed that our Prophet is MIA. Such is the fate of force reconnaissance.

Make no mistake: Vanheim is reeling: her culled herd of skinshifters peers nervously behind her eastern ramparts at the approaching tidal wave of spiders. Her mages work tirelessly to discover something better than the silly lightning bolts that support her troops. Such is the fate of overextension.

Vanslime · #**150** January 6th, 2009, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by JimMorrison

Bandar Log announces formal declaration of war against Atlantis. Have at thee, salty dogs! Errr, fish! Yeah, salty fish! Mmmmm.

In other news, we are proud to announce the founding of Bandar Mail Order Kippered Snacks. They're Salty Love In A Tin!™.

Kick a squid while he's down, will you?

Lord Bymak, Defender of Atlantis is well on the way to recovery, and is ready to take you cheeky monkeys on, anytime, anywhere.

...By the way, how do you plan to invade?