Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours - Page 154

Kamog · #**1531** November 10th, 2002, 12:44 PM

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Originally posted by mlmbd:
Hey, wait THAT'S MY CREDIT CARD.

Did you remember to call the credit card company and report that your card is lost?

Raging Deadstar · #**1532** November 10th, 2002, 01:17 PM

*wanders in to find taz behind the bar cleaning and cooking a mountian of onions and the now side salad remains of the vegetable god*

Hmm what artillery to we have to stop fyron

we have FBW's that for some reason are in the mood for bondage and hedgeclippers, we have macs brand new colostamy bags from the current mrs gt's entrance and a few steaks made from the cantinas underused pool table.

I think we're doomed, *puts down all his vampire killing stuff and buys fyron a brewski to say sorry for all the trouble the cantina has caused him*

Growltigga · #**1533** November 11th, 2002, 10:44 AM

Growltigga turns to Taz again and asks which barrel he has NOW been serving brwskis from...

Oh god, not the one marked with the radioactive symbol that contains the brewskis which should only be served to silicon-based lifeforms should they drop into the cantina...

No wonder the patrons have hallucinated that the current Mrs GT has appeared.

Guys, you would know if she had, remember the balrog from LOTR:FOTR? that was her first cameo role in Hollywood and NO make-up was needed......

Anyhow, she went Christmas shopping on Saturday and is all spent up....... I have had to ask a builder to widen the letter box to basically the size of the door in order to get the credit card bill through when it arrives.... and she is grumbling at me for spending �2,000 of my own money buying a landrover!!!

dogscoff · #**1534** November 11th, 2002, 10:57 AM

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Hmm what artillery to we have to stop fyron

Is there a Mrs Fyron? That should do the trick. Then again, I'm more of the opinion that the Cantina should be a haven from those who don't understand the joys of The Game.

*Dogscoff alters the anti-clone Graviton Hellbore to detect and eliminate spouses. People soon start to point out that although they like having the Cantina as a refuge, they don't necessarily want their other halves compacted into hyper-dense goop. By way of compromise, Dogscoff grudgingly removes the graviton hellbore and replaces it with a wormhole beam. Any spouse attempting to enter the Cantina will be automatically transported to a random location in the shopping district.

Fyron · #**1535** November 11th, 2002, 11:11 AM

Growltigga is a spouse, so he is gone.

No, there is no Mrs. Fyron. Fyron is a bit young to be getting married.

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Originally posted by Growltigga:
Guys, you would know if she had, remember the balrog from LOTR:FOTR? that was her first cameo role in Hollywood and NO make-up was needed......

How would you get in bed with a creature composed of fire? Seems rather painful to me.

[ November 11, 2002, 09:14: Message edited by: Imperator Fyron ]

Timstone · #**1536** November 11th, 2002, 12:26 PM

Asbestos is great stuff...

As long as you don't chew on it...

[ November 11, 2002, 10:26: Message edited by: Timstone ]

Growltigga · #**1537** November 11th, 2002, 01:08 PM

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[/qb]How would you get in bed with a creature composed of fire? Seems rather painful to me.

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Well she is certainly "hot stuff"

Well, what she does is take human form (you know the powers these balrogs have) when it is time to shop or carry out her conjugal duties, she adopts a very nice human form

geoschmo · #**1538** November 11th, 2002, 01:40 PM

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Originally posted by Imperator Fyron:
No, there is no Mrs. Fyron. Fyron is a bit young to be getting married.

Besides, Vampires don't have wives, they have minions.

dogscoff · #**1539** November 11th, 2002, 06:00 PM

I think the goth chicks are the only real advantage to being a vampire.

Apart from the immortality, of course. And the hypnotic powers. And the super-strength. And that whole looking-cool-in-black thing...

Hey, I wanna be a vampire!

Growltigga · #**1540** November 11th, 2002, 06:50 PM

Dogscoff, you cannot be a vampire, you need to look good in leather troUsers and that my boy, together with the goatee beard (that looks like you seriously smudged a cup of cocoa), are just not going to cut it...

I am feeling rather flattered at the moment. Our temp secretary (who is a nice twenty-something type in a short business suit), just said that I look like Vin Diesel...

'Scuse me whilst I scratch my ear, which is currently 35 yards away my head is that big