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Growltigger · #**1541** August 5th, 2003, 07:23 PM

Loser, I agree with you there. I picked up one of our cats from the farm, it was part feral, and the farmer presented it to me in a cardboard box,

I opened the box in the car, and the cat went off like a claymore, with about the same result. First stop, vets to get the cat injected for cat flu etc and de-fleaed, next stop home to drop cat off, third stop, the doctors, for a lot of patching up etc

Stone Mill · #**1542** August 5th, 2003, 07:29 PM

The really odd thing is that narf is a mouse who owns a cat...

I mean take a look at all the cartoons with cats and mice, and the cat is always the bad guy... like Tom anf Jerry. Poor Tom was just doing his thing and that bLasted mouse Jerry would instigate a fight, and Tom would get beat up and such all the time.

It appears it is in some cases taboo to inflict catroon violence on a mouse as well.

Loser · #**1543** August 5th, 2003, 07:39 PM

That's great, Gt. I'm laughing quite a bit picturing the farmer offering you an active cardboard box (active for cardboard, certainly) with a variety of different facial expressions. I can't seem to come up with one that actually seems to suite the situation, they all just end up comical.

Then there's Gt, slightly suspicious, accepting a cardboard box that occasionally wiggles and shakes of its own accord. He takes it to the car, sets it down on the seat beside him and prepares to drive off. Then, before he starts the car, he looks down at the box with a thoughtful, concerned expression.

He leans over and lifts one of the flaps a bit, sees nothing. The box is still. He opens the box and the camera switches from a view inside the car to a somewhat distant view of the car from the outside, there is a flurry of movement inside the car and it rocks back an forth. Screaming and yowling can be heard, loud, but from afar. And the cat is making a lot of noise too.

Now, the really fun question, how did the farmer get the cat in to the box to begin with?

Erax · #**1544** August 5th, 2003, 08:49 PM

My wife's cousins (three brothers) are all deaf, and their parents are elderly and don't hear too well either. They once left a drawer open, their cat crawled in, then someone closed the drawer with the cat inside. Two days later, their mother opened the drawer.

The cat assaulted the old lady, then took off. They couldn't find her (the cat) for days afterwards.

Loser · #**1545** August 5th, 2003, 09:11 PM

I have to thank you for sharing that one, Erax. Beautiful.

Erax · #**1546** August 5th, 2003, 09:36 PM

Here's another one : the Ultimate D&D Weapon. Tie a cat to the end of a pole. Hold on to the other end and poke your foes with it. Watch the horror on their faces as they say, "I took HOW MUCH damage ?"

Ragnarok · #**1547** August 6th, 2003, 12:08 AM

My uncle always tells me he would like to tie two cats tails together and throw them over a clothesline. Then have the cats fight to the death.

Needless to say my uncle is a strange one.

Jack Simth · #**1548** August 6th, 2003, 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Erax:
Here's another one : the Ultimate D&D Weapon. Tie a cat to the end of a pole. Hold on to the other end and poke your foes with it. Watch the horror on their faces as they say, "I took HOW MUCH damage ?"

The catch: How do you tie a cat to the end of a pole?

Taera · #**1549** August 6th, 2003, 01:13 AM

*I AM LAUGHING VERY HARD VERY LOUD!!!!!!* THANKS FOR THAT ONE ERAX!!

Stone Mill · #**1550** August 6th, 2003, 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jack Simth:

quote:
Originally posted by Erax:
Here's another one : the Ultimate D&D Weapon. Tie a cat to the end of a pole. Hold on to the other end and poke your foes with it. Watch the horror on their faces as they say, "I took HOW MUCH damage ?"

The catch: How do you tie a cat to the end of a pole?

Never mind that! Try tying a cat to a russian or german...

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