Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours

[mac5732]

Geo, LOL, tell the head welcome back..

GT, pls read the How Old I am Thread, you will see that there are others on this forum that are older then I am.. so there you furry feline, and remember age catches all of us and besides it also means that whatever your going to do, want to do, try to do, I've already done it as Mac wipes the spilt milk off his reclining anatamy, and besides, didn't your mother ever tell you to respect your elders as mac walks over to the cream pie dispenser and puts in a $5 bill and retreives 5 large, creamy pies, he spins quickly, throws, splat, the furry anatamy of the Kat is quickly enveloped in a ooey, gooey, creamy layer of Cream Pie ala mode.....

Mac quickly puts on his raincoat, grabs an all weapon deflector shield, goes back to his table to read up on Billiards while munching on one of Tesco's birthday donuts, stopping at the Palaidins table and moving his queens pawn to knights 4

just some ideas mac



Mac strolls over to the

[tesco samoa]

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[mac5732]

Good Tesco, your celebration of your obtaining further enlightenment as you move foreward in age is most gratifing to those of us who have passed that way before you. Yet, one must warn those still younger, that what you eat on your birthday shall soon pass, and to be forewarned as to your location in regards to a doorway leading to a small room where one's excess may be disposed of, this is a must when one obtains the upper years of ones life and indulges in the same delights he was used to in his younger more holding years

Enjoy yourself on your B-day

just some ideas Mac

[DirectorTsaarx]

Originally posted by geoschmo:
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As the new head reaches a size appropriate for the body, at least as much as the previous Geo's head was, the face contorts as Geo's stretches the newly formed mucles. All in the bar at this point stare in rapt attention as Geo suddenly blurts out, "Man! That really stings!"

That reminds me: did anyone go to see Men In Black 2? Anyone planning to see it (before it comes out on video/DVD/movie channels)?

[Trajan]

I saw MIB 2.

It was funny, though, not as original as the first movie. It is a good night out, if you have nothing better to do (such as playing SEIV).

Also...it is only 88 minutes long. For $8 a ticket, that is getting mighty close to the "It's not worth it" Category.

Cheers!
Trajan

[Trajan]

Happy Birthday Tesco.

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[dogscoff]

Dogscoff sits at a quiet table in the bar, a host of adoring lobsters and octopi gathered around his feet. He flicks idly through the menu, but finds nothing to his taste.

Casually, he gets up and wanders over in Geo's direction. With one sudden movement he produces an antique samurai sword from his coat and swipes GeoSchmoe's head clean off.
"He'll soon grow another one" he mutters to himself.
he grabs the severed head by the hair and throws it to Taz behind the bar. "Fry that up in some butter and garlic would you?"

He orders another beer and returns to his table.

[geoschmo]

Now, that was quite rude, the head of Geo thought, and would have said had he been able to do more than mouth the words. It's Last thought before being dropped in the oversize fry daddy was whether or not this type of behavior was to be tolerated in the cantina, and if it was he would be sure to try out the bar across the street...

[Growltigga]

Originally posted by Puke:
hmm, maybe we can rig something up with that stuffed Phong's head mascott over the bar. I've got some duct tape here, and if we could get it to make disparaging comments about lawyers, no one would know its not him.

I saw a Nissan Z in the parking lot, at the least we could steal the speach system out of it and Geo could say "The door is ajar" every time someone walks into the cantina.

LOLROF LBC - Puke, thank you for introducing me to a wholly novel experience, ie finding you funny...

This is brilliant, free booze for you for a lifetime for this one, Ol' Geo saying "the door is ajar", "you need fuel" etc

Brilliant

[Puke]

puke plucks up one of Dogscoff's octapus-sycophants from the floor, and attaches it to Geo's stump. pondering at the lack of facial features, puke produces a magic-marker and traces out eyes and a mouth on the forward side of the octapus.

magically (what else did you expect from a magic-marker?) the eyes blink, the mouth opens, and Geo proclaims his astonishment at the unexpected turn of events.

puke pours a glass and toasts to Tesco's health, and helps himself to a doughnout.

eyeing another of Dogscoffs sycophants, puke wonders how it would taste beer-battered and deep-fried.