Jotunland (PBEM) - (game on!) - Page 16

CyborgMoses · #**151** August 4th, 2008, 04:19 PM

Aezeal, Defender of the Oni has attacked us by surprise in the middle of the negotiations he proposed, followed by a message refusing our offered terms and announcing his intention to drive us into the sea. It seems, however, that he lacks the ability to back up his words, as he was sorely wounded and forced to flee the field by our province defense.

In a separate matter, the nation of Fomoria is looking to sell water gems to finance our defense against Arcoscephale and Yomi. Any nation interested in aiding us will surely be rewarded.

Aezeal · #**152** August 4th, 2008, 07:48 PM

The wound was already there... my god will be back

CyborgMoses · #**153** August 5th, 2008, 03:10 PM

The mighty Aezeal did, indeed, return to the lands claimed by Fomoria... and he was slain ignominiously after inflicting a mere nine casualties (not counting province defense.)

GrudgeBringer · #**154** August 5th, 2008, 03:49 PM

ooops

Aezeal · #**155** August 5th, 2008, 06:32 PM

yeah well just kill me and get it over with.. yomi sucks severely

CyborgMoses · #**156** August 5th, 2008, 07:15 PM

Well, if you insist!

WingedDog · #**157** August 5th, 2008, 07:47 PM

I've seen both battles of Azeal vs Fomorians and it was remarcable. The name of Azeal, The Destroyer of Giants will be written in the annals of arcoscephale and stories of his deeds would be told to childred before sleep. Alas, not for long, as nothing can stop fomorians now, and after those uncivilised half-goats capture arcoscephale capital they wouldn't find much use for the scripts other then toilet paper...

CyborgMoses · #**158** August 5th, 2008, 08:21 PM

After we do what, now? We haven't even attacked any of the provinces that your cowardly sneak attackers stole from us, and your god is camped out right next to our capital! On the other hand, it is true that Arcoscephalian writings, especially their peace treaties, are worthy only of wiping one's behind with...

namad · #**159** August 7th, 2008, 02:32 AM

anyone selling dwarven hammers yet?

CyborgMoses · #**160** August 7th, 2008, 08:38 PM

Poor, helpless Arcoscephale is now laying siege to our capital city. Their weak and harmless troops slaughtered our 50 points of province defense and forced our mages, who were evilly protecting their homeland, to flee. If any nation should care to assist us in our civilians' vicious bullying of Arcoscephale's armed forces, or possibly trade money, air gems, or death gems for our surplus of water gems, they would earn the gratitude of our vile citizens, who treacherously attacked Arcoscephale's weapons with their faces.