MP Chlorolera is made of contagious and deadly! - Page 16

JimMorrison · #**151** January 6th, 2009, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanslime

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Originally Posted by JimMorrison

Bandar Log announces formal declaration of war against Atlantis. Have at thee, salty dogs! Errr, fish! Yeah, salty fish! Mmmmm.

In other news, we are proud to announce the founding of Bandar Mail Order Kippered Snacks. They're Salty Love In A Tin!™.

Kick a squid while he's down, will you?

Lord Bymak, Defender of Atlantis is well on the way to recovery, and is ready to take you cheeky monkeys on, anytime, anywhere.

...By the way, how do you plan to invade?

Monkeys can fly, of course! If you didn't know that, we'll show you. Well, someday..... when we figure out where you are..... and forge some winged boots. >.>

Vanslime · #**152** January 7th, 2009, 12:30 AM

We will take you on your word, thank you.

Let us know when you invent scuba monkeys.

JimMorrison · #**153** January 7th, 2009, 03:46 AM

We have a mole, shut down the Project. Repeat: we have a mole, terminate all test subjects in Project Piranha, we have been compromised.

Juffos · #**154** January 9th, 2009, 02:19 AM

We are all aware that the senses can be deceived, the eyes fooled.
But how can we be sure our senses are not being deceived at any
particular time, or even all the time? Might I just be a brain in
a tank somewhere, tricked all my life into believing in the events
of this world by some insane computer? And does my life gain or lose
meaning based on my reaction to such solipsism?
^
^ -- Project PYRRHO, Specimen 46, Vat 7
^ Activity Recorded M.Y. 2302.22467
^ TERMINATION OF SPECIMEN ADVISED

AdmiralZhao · #**155** January 9th, 2009, 04:26 AM

I don't suppose we could get another extension for Ermor?

AdmiralZhao · #**156** January 9th, 2009, 04:32 AM

Oh, and if anyone could sell me a ring of water breathing, a death booster, or some more water boosters, it would be very helpful in the war against Ashdod.

cleveland · #**157** January 9th, 2009, 10:45 AM

Now hear this: R'lyeh has joined the Axis of Ashdod.

In a cleaver effort to disguise their allegiance, R'lyeh cleaverly had a starspawn Lost in Time-and-Space with secret orders to cleaverly emerge for a strike at the Machakan heartland during the desperate hours of the Vanheim crusade.

So Machaka declares war on R'lyeh.

We ask all nations to stand with us against the Ashdod-Vanheim-R'lyeh trinity, whose power will shortly become unstoppable otherwise.

Or at least to tell us where they are.

And any ideas on how to adapt a monkey scuba suit onto a giant spider would be greatly appreciated.

Vanslime · #**158** January 9th, 2009, 08:20 PM

Have no fear, spider-lovers, for Lord Bymak, Defender of Atlantis, shall soon lead our armies to battle against the squidheads of R'lyeh, in the southern ocean!

Lord Bymak is staggered to hear of such cowardice from his sworn enemy, and extends to Machaka the tentacle of peace. After all, spiders and octopi both have eight limbs; this must be a sign!

AdmiralZhao · #**159** January 10th, 2009, 11:04 AM

So, what's the situation with Ermor? Lockean, do you need an extension? That would be fine with me, if it brings back one of the founding members of the Anti-Ashdod Alliance. Or, if you want a sub instead, I'd be happy to do some recruiting.

Ashdod must be destroyed.

Zapmeister · #**160** January 10th, 2009, 08:38 PM

Lokean has gone AWOL in another game (Faltering Steps) as well. It's worse there, because he's the admin.