Joker: new game, new theme, HA Ha ha

[Tifone]

Abysia is hot but not dark, Abysia is bright, and will turn even brighter, as any unpeaceful invader, and the people which Bwaha send to us because they get offended by Mithras's jokes, will be used as torch.

[Gregstrom]

I agree completely. Abysia shall henceforth be the home for all those with burning political issues.

[Tifone]

Thanks, Gregstorm. With 2 votes in favour and 0 against (all the other members of our little Parliament are around with chicks I hope) the motion is passed and Abysia becomes the new "holiday place" of boring people (uff, we were running out of food for the salamanders).
Of course for stocking the "boring wastes" of you guys we want a little refund.

(On a totally unrelated note, glad to have all of you back again in the nest of jokers pplz )

[Bwaha]

Our scientists have discovered a alarming byproduct found in Macflavous burgers. It seem as though the secret sauce contains bioflavonoids that impact the memory of the consumer. See :http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7685541.stm

After removing said compounds the secret is found, Macflavous produces such awful food that it causes memory loss. The secret ingredients actually block the formation of the chemicals that cause us to remember how truly awful the food was.

I E T A has now issued a statment of how toxic these products are. It apears that the toxins bind in the consumers brain cause a secondary effect of poor flavor as well.

[Mithras]

MacFlavius will say only this:
Our burgers are made only of the finest vestal virgins. Yes they are the shadow virgin rejects but we use them and we only put a few of the dead shadow virgins in there.
Hey Ryleh we outsource most of our production to you, what are you complaing about?

[Bwaha]

Its not a complaint, its a health warning. We want our future subjects to have healthy Brains.

[Bwaha]

Hey Starshine, I thought you were attacking me this turn. Did you reconsider your war of aggression? Well no worries. We will prosecute your leaders for crimes against Ichyidity. No longer will you enslave helpless marine life.

[Mithras]

Ermor has found that 80% of MacFlavius production is in Ry'leh, lobotomized workers are better than zombies for some strange reason. In addition to this Ry'leh is our chief and only importer of brains.
Therefore we have drawn up a few agreements with the tentacled people.
It goes like this, if they get into a scrap with anyone else we accuse them of having weapons of mass distruction and dissolve any NAPs with them. And vice versa of course.

Oh and Atlantis to seal the deal Ermor will join the slaps stick routine. (NAP dissolved turn 24, the zombies march over your border on turn 27 )

Who doesn't like to see a guy in a robe trip over himself? Even better when he has pie in his eye...

On a related note MacFlavius is now dumping huge amounts of Virgin Burgers into sea provinces known to belong to Atlantis... *Waits for Atlantis to become addicted to fast food and obese* Eat up while you can!

[Bwaha]

We have decided to send the Traitor King to try to convince the working class of Atlantis that our rule is much more benign. We will be a gentle ruler, in fact their taxes will go down for awhile. Due to a new secret sauce they will live a longer more productive life. This is why the corporate decision was made to flood the markets of Atlatis with the original formula of Macflavious burgers. Enjoy.


PS. On a note of the weird, a vastness attacked the guy looking in the void gate, and my guy won, ran the bugger off, heh, first time I seen that.

[Bwaha]

Guys, look at the oldest joke book:
http://publishing.yudu.com/Library/A...dest-Joke-Book

Bwaha ha ha.