Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours

[Timstone]

Okay, by great demand I'll use my gearbox to send those annoying H&S-inspectors into another timeframe. Let us think, what time shall we transport them to?

GT and Rags: Great thinking. Sorry I wasn't there to make the comment, but I was busy (in real life that is).

[Growltigga]

Tigga ducks at the right moment, and responds with a vicious upper cut into Dogscoff's groin

[dogscoff]

A resounding "Bong" is heard throughout the room as Dogscoff's Patented Plutonium Pecker Plating converts 'Tigga's strike into harmless sound energy.

[Gryphin]

:; Gryphin wonders where the trigger to the celler bomb is and if the inspectoers will find it ::

[Fyron]

The time of the Bubonic Plague in Europe. They would just die with all of the health violations.

[Quikngruvn]

Nowhere where they can interact with other people. Otherwise, there's a chance they could 'be fruitful and multiply', and then the world would be swarming with health inspectors.... How 'bout five minutes before the asteroid impact that wiped out the dinosaurs?

Quikngruvn

[Kamog]

How about transporting those annoying health inspectors to Tokyo Harbor in 1956 just as Godzilla is about come on shore for the first time?

[Fyron]

I like Kamog's plan the best.

[Growltigga]

No, send them back to June 12, 1987 when Growltigga, then aged 17 years old, found himself hiding in his tent after a teenage barn party when the resident school whale tried to get off with him....

I sat there terrified whilst the zip on the tent was slowly pulled down, and then the moose climbed in, about 5 foot 2 and about 16 stone with purple blotches on her legs, she took her top off and I was so horrified, I used a penknife to cut a hole out of the back of the tent (this is all true)

transport those pesky inspectors back then...

AWOOGA AWOOGA serious Growltigga statement alert - I leave my employment today and have been put on 2 months paid and enforced gardening leave. I wont be logging on very much from home so wont be around anywhere near as much.... See you all in January

[ November 15, 2002, 09:10: Message edited by: Growltigga ]

[Taz-in-Space]

Dogscoff's Patented Plutonium Pecker Plating

Dogscoff, are you sure you want to use PLUTONIUM down there?

As to those inspectors... give them a nice vacation in the mountains - three seconds before Mt. Saint Helens erupts