Forum Chat Bar & Grill - Page 165

Growltiger · #**1641** August 17th, 2006, 08:05 AM

Barry the T-Rex is still outside, the Byzantine horde of killer mongoose are currently building some heavy weaponry

mac5732 · #**1642** August 18th, 2006, 12:26 AM

GT, check your PM at this site

Growltiger · #**1643** August 18th, 2006, 08:58 AM

Mac, checked my PM and reverted to you.

Can I just say on the record that I have never seen anything so disgusting. Please dont send me any more photolinks of you in shorts. I am not strong enough (or old enough for that matter) to cope with images like that.

Things like that should be banned by the Geneva Convention.

Those legs.....yuk

Cipher7071 · #**1644** August 19th, 2006, 05:30 PM

ROTFL

mac5732 · #**1645** August 29th, 2006, 01:32 AM

The old one, looks at his physeeeeck in the mirror, hmmmm, he wonders, I don't see anything wrong with mee.. hahahahahahahaha,

The furry one must need some real strong glasses..... he was probably dreaming again after drinking some of that yucky English ale.....

Growltiger · #**1646** August 30th, 2006, 09:36 AM

No Mac, I was stone cold sober before I saw those piccies. Now I have turned into a commsumate dipsomaniac just to try and get those awful images out of my head......

I will never eat Bratwurst again.

mac5732 · #**1647** September 7th, 2006, 10:12 PM

the old one, sloshes across the room, after filling his torso with numerous brewskis, he bumps into the computer table near the bar, looks down and says... cool... a slot machine.. he pushes the buttons,... and whooooosh.... the cantina is updated by mistake

The old one looks down at the screen, mumbles something about one armed bandit crooks... turns around and sloshes back to his cornor table, calls over a FBW and orders several more brewskis....hic, hic.....

Cipher7071 · #**1648** September 7th, 2006, 11:08 PM

Cipher takes a moment of silence to mourn the lost data.

There have been times on days such as Mac is having that I too have experienced data loss, and have since endeavored to keep multiple copies of my own information. Regretably, I have no such backups to offer the cantina... or Mac.

Cipher7071 · #**1649** September 9th, 2006, 03:05 PM

Hmmm... The atmosphere seems civil enough for the moment. At least as much so as one could ever expect.

Cipher solidifies, and takes a good drink of his ale. Hmpphhh. Even our British friends would say this ale has become overly warm. Must have been from Black Knight's rockets.
(walking to the refrigerator) And yes, they might also object to what I am about to do... (grasps the handle to the freezer) But, I see no help for it other than to add an ice cube.

Cipher pops open the freezer door where the mug full of somewhat crystalized Puke is now leaning. SMASH!! The Puke mug falls to the floor, but not without first depositing some portion of its contents into Cipher's mug.

Absolutely disgusting. Shimmmmeerrrr... faaade. Smash goes the second mug, leaving a pukey snowball amid a pile of broken glass in a puddle of ale on the floor.

Renegade 13 · #**1650** September 9th, 2006, 04:19 PM

Renegade abruptly gets up from his shadowy table in the corner, leaps on his table and starts singing the lyrics to an unfamiliar song. Too bad his singing voice isn't up to the task...