MoI - Memories of Ice, EA non newb game - WL Ctis wins

[CUnknown]

Thank you! I will take my turn now.

[CUnknown]

Those naked chicks better get a jacket on or something... it's cold in Ulm! Put some clothes on girls. Oh wait they're all dead.

[Executor]

Hmmm, that didn't go down as planned. I scripted wrong, and there were too many ice elementals. I also forgot about that air dome on your cap. This was a bad turn for me. Lost a lot of Pans.
Did you lose anything meaningful CUnknown? I can't make out which commanders I killed.

Anyway, I seem to be in control of Illwinter now.

[WraithLord]

Yes. A broken spell if ever there was one.
Oh wait a sec. there's looming hell


Awesome battle guys. Thanks for the entertainment.
I actually watched it w/ a crowd in the background

[CUnknown]

Being completely honest, what I lost was pretty significant. Mostly just steel warriors and archers, but with my gold situation, even just basic troops are hard to come by. I didn't lose anything irreplaceable... but it might be a while.

Obviously I need even more bottles of living water to be my frontline.

I did lose a bane commander (you charmed him so he had to be put down), and I think a waerwolf commander with some items, but that was it. You decimated my frontline and archers though. I think I lost a couple mages as well.

It was a fantastic victory... but you have thousands more menaeds where that came from and I am down to bottles of water as a frontline. So I've got no illusions that I can take you down or anything. Maybe C'tis though...

[Executor]

Treachery! Fire and blood, hecks and curses, plagues and banefires!
The foul lizard of C'tis has lain siege to the good, kind hearted giants of Niefelheim!
Step no further foul lizards! The icy peaks of Neifelheim are under Pangaen protectorate. We have cast out and exiled the false god which sought to use the gentle giants for his own twisted purposes.
Even now the former Skratti and Jarl rebels yield to us. They have seen the error of their ways and swore allegiance to the one true God and have even granted the knowledge of their deepest held secret of everlasting winter.

Pangaea will restore balance to this decimated world. The forges of Ulm will be quenched and forest burning brutes will be punished! The demons of Lanka will be banished and their perverted reanimation ceased once and for all.

Vacate Neifel land or face the wrath of Pangaea. You will not be warned again.

-Pangaean ministry of love and peace-

[WraithLord]

To that we have a saying in the swamps: Brings itss onsss ssssssssss!

If at all possible Ctis will save Neifel. If not, then avenge it. Our only wish is to go down fighting with our claws and teeth dripping Pangaean blood.

Seriously, my only regret is that this map made it very difficult to engage you earlier. In-fact, even now I must tread on Niefel lands just to engage

[Amhazair]

Originally Posted by WraithLord

Seriously, my only regret is that this map made it very difficult to engage you earlier.

Yeah. It's too bad, because I think the map looks absolutely gorgeous, but the geography really doesn't lend itself to competitive MP. (The southern half even more so than the northern one)

[WraithLord]

Yes. I regret choosing this map. It is as you say, not suitable for MP.

Executor, are you playing Moses now?- Sending biblical scale plague of toads at us?
Yummi, we love toads

[Executor]

While yes I am!

Let's see; I've already turned water to blood (all those poor ice elementals tainted with the blood of maenads), and I've smitten all thy borders with frogs. Than I unleashed disease upon thy livestock (technically that came in pair with the frogs) and I've sent swarms of flies upon thee.
We can't really sprinkle boils all over the world, however a certain Skratti is helping us sprinkle a bit of frost. How's that preaching against the cold going btw?

Our Pretender is working up to thunder and hail atm, and we've a little short of nature gems for the locusts but we'll get around to it eventually. Lanks has also been gracious enough to tend to the darkness problem we were facing.
I'm probably going to have to skip smiting you with Lice though, technical difficulties, you understand.
That leaves us only with the death of the firstborn, which is up for debate on who the firstborn actually are; Yomi? Neifel Jarls?

The map is very pretty lookin' btw, but very impractical for MP. Adding a couple of port provinces could fix the connectivity issue. Though in this particular case I'm thankful for the lack of access point to me.