EA Game Strolling, part 2 - send in pretenders - Page 17

Kadelake · #**161** July 3rd, 2008, 04:28 PM

And here I'm just trying to help people all over the world by alleviate their suffering and pain. Sometimes I don�t know why I bother to be nice

Wrana · #**162** July 5th, 2008, 10:55 AM

Maybe because it produces Death gems which are so tasty for your black soul?

And if pain & suffering of others so bother you, then why did you taken the Holy Grail which could help them - for yourself?

Thanks just the same, though. It will be pleasure to fight you in any case.

Wrana · #**163** July 7th, 2008, 09:33 PM

Xaltotun, mighty ruler of Helheim, thereby declares a war against Cthenos, Pretender of Sauromatia, and all her subjects! He swears that he won't allow Cthenos to Ascend unopposed and offers anybody who will aid in this, most holy war, a portion of Sauromatia lands and magic treasures.

Kadelake · #**164** July 8th, 2008, 03:17 PM

The proud and honest tribes of Sauromatia will defend themselves from the foul, aggressive, murderous hordes of Hel and their even more despicable false god of Xaltotun! They lands of civilized people will not be poisoned by their bad personal hygiene!

On a side note, may I please take part in your great prices on magical items and buy a skull of fire?

Wrana · #**165** July 8th, 2008, 09:31 PM

Ad it's well known what Sauromatia's tribes personal hygiene consists of (and we specially asked from Caelum, which isn't for everybody to accomplish) we firmly refuse your weak attempts at bribing us off!

Gregstrom · #**166** July 9th, 2008, 03:44 AM

I could ask the Caelians, just for confirmation. We've kept a few alive for battery farming. Initial tests comfirm that they're not as tough and stringy as the free-range sort.

Wrana · #**167** July 9th, 2008, 02:54 PM

Well, it's quite common situation if you don't have scientific husbandry.

You could start by inquiring about their ancestry...

As a sidenote to Sauromatia: according to the stated terms of our offering, you actually CAN get an item requested for discount price. You just need to kill yourself.

Thinking of which - you had already accomplished this once, so anything is possible!

Kadelake · #**168** July 9th, 2008, 03:38 PM

I'll consider your offer...

Wrana · #**169** July 9th, 2008, 04:36 PM

It's well worth it!

Wokeye · #**170** July 10th, 2008, 07:15 PM

The world is now a little more generally miserable, although a reduced number of Sauromatian Tartarians should alleviate that...