The Funniest Canadian Joke.

[tesco samoa]

now for some canadian trivia...

WHat is that called when you pull the shirt over your enemy head and punch him a few times...

[SamuraiProgrammer]

A Hockey Game?

[Wardad]

Q: How many Cannadian women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY! TO CLEAN THIS HOUSE!

I'm sorry.... What did you ask me?

[tesco samoa]

The real challenge is how to fit in the maple leaf!

Thats easy tbontob use your fingers or a long narrow stick

[tesco samoa]

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/Domo/default.asp

[tesco samoa]

remember

http://buzz.ca/fun/chretien.html

and post the link

http://www.shrapnelgames.com/cgi-bin...;f=23;t=008010

[tesco samoa]

President George Bush called Chretien with an emergency: "Our largest
condom factory has exploded!" the American President cried. "My people's
favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!"

"George, the Canadian people would be happy to do anything within their power
to help you," replied the Prime Minister.

"I do need your help," said Bush. "Could you possibly send 1,000,000
condoms ASAP to tide us over?"

"Why certainly! I'll get right on it!" said Chretien.

Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Bush.

"Yes?"

"Could the condoms be red, white & blue in color; at least 10" long and 4"
in diameter?" said Bush.

"No problem," replied the Prime Minister and, with that, Chretien hung up
and called the President of Trojan. "I need a favor, you've got to make
1,000,000 condoms right away and send them to America."

"Consider it done," said the President of Trojan.

"Great! Now listen, they have to be red, white & blue in color; at least
10" long and 4" in diameter."

"Easily done. Anything else?"

"Yeah," said the Prime Minister, "and print 'MADE IN CANADA; MEDIUM SIZE'
on
each one."

[Kamog]

Some light bulbs are difficult to change. Like the ones on a high ceiling above a staircase. There was a light bulb like that in a house I used to live in, and it stayed burned out for years. I don't live there anymore, and I wouldn't be surprised if it's still burned out.

[The Canuck]

heres a quick joke i came up with i think

if George W. and Jean Chretien jumped off a cliff, who wins?

society

[couslee]

Why Condoms Come in Boxes of 3, 6, or 12

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old
son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and
the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those
are called condoms, son....
Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boys pensively.
"Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of
3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package."
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys.
One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for
Sunday."

"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks,
"Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men." the dad answers,
"TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for
Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he
asks, picking
up a 12 pack. With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those
are for married men.
One for January, one for February, one for
March........" >>