Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth - Page 17

General Woundwort · #**161** July 23rd, 2003, 05:12 PM

[star-trek like commo squeal]

I could beam the bot back, Boss, but it's not like they come with 5 kg of TNT as standard equipment, you know...

Ragnarok · #**162** July 23rd, 2003, 05:17 PM

Edited for possible not beaming of bot back.

[ July 23, 2003, 16:18: Message edited by: Ragnarok ]

Growltigger · #**163** July 23rd, 2003, 05:54 PM

Woundwort, I inserted 5kg of TNT into the bot via my cunning "TNT-insertor-disguised-as-a-cricket-bat" device. Beam it back before I call my lawyers, and they call their enforcers

minipol · #**164** July 23rd, 2003, 06:49 PM

Growl,

using a "TNT-insertor-disguised-as-a-cricket-bat" device is very cunning and devious as nobody understands cricket here!

* minipol turns his head to the bar to order another Leffe when suddenly: DDDOOOOOONNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG *

* after minipol gets his face from the ground, he wonders how he could have missed that frying pan *

* minipol notices that after the cowardly frying pan attack, his face looks better because looking worse wasn't possible, hehe *

General Woundwort · #**165** July 23rd, 2003, 11:33 PM

[Star Trek commo screech again - her-eeeee-oooh }

My most abject apologies, Boss, but I've been informed that the bot in question was isolated and destroyed upon arrival here. It seems the security protocols I instituted for the protection of your property are being followed with gusto. Please send further instructions...

General Woundwort · #**166** July 24th, 2003, 01:08 AM

Another small, round, and eminently expendible message bot floats up to Growltigger and flashes a message...

"You know Boss, if you didn't like that statue, all you had to do was say so..."

Growltigger · #**167** July 24th, 2003, 09:27 AM

Woundwort, oh for gods sake, call youself a suitable satanic lackey able to fun a cantina and terrorise it with the levels and intensity of cartoon violence expected from you??!!

Growltigga blows a whistle, and several Jean-Paul Gaultier clad fey looking Belgian sailors turn up (all called Henk except for the big one who is called Wuffles). Gentlemen, rectal explosives need inserting, that funny looking bloke in the corner who's lower intestine is ticking.

The happy laughing Belgians (there are some you know) giggle and sprint over to Rags, pin him down, rip off his troUsers and insert a 5kg C4 enema, attached to a large alarm clock/detonator

All done boss they say as they disappear off into the kitchen...

OK, to quote that famous song by Europe, this is the final countdown for Rags, I really did think that Raging Deadstar would be here to watch his arch-nemesis explode a la "one Last wafer thin mint sir" a la Monty Python -The MEaning of Life...

5 minutes and counting

General Woundwort · #**168** July 24th, 2003, 11:00 AM

Which cartoon is that, Boss... South Park?

Starfury sector, out.

Growltigger · #**169** July 24th, 2003, 12:10 PM

You got it Woundwort, although here, we tend to shout "They've killed Rags, they've killed Rags"

minipol · #**170** July 24th, 2003, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Growltigger:
(all called Henk except for the big one who is called Wuffles)

LOL !

Well see you guys next week. I'm leaving for Scotland tomorrow. 8 days of rain are coming my way. woohoo. (why woohoo you might think? is minipol crazy? of course, i am, otherwise i wouldn't be coming to this cantina right? but what's my point. i go to scotland, it rains, we'll have to do indoor activities. What is Scotland known for besides nessie and funny people walking around in skirts? Right. Whisky. lalalalala. drink drink drink lalalalala.)

* minipol orders a "Straffe Hendrik", drinks it and walks out. *