Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours - Page 177

Raging Deadstar · #**1761** December 5th, 2002, 11:23 PM

Hmm this means all out italian style tomato warfare!

*RD's crew storm from the ship and carry him on board, one of which bops Rags on the head with a cucumber, a few welding and construction noises later and RD Storms back out and calls Rags out to the parking lot. Rags wanders out only to be confronted by RD's now fully customizesd Dreadnought and it starts to fire GM Tomatoes the size of people, Rags runs for it but is no match for the heat sinking tomatoes of doom. Rags wakes up an hour later to be found tied to a crispy base, smothered with tomtoes and cheese and Barry chasing after the giant pizza that is Ragnarok*

Ragnarok · #**1762** December 5th, 2002, 11:58 PM

Rags is still running around in his pizza outfit trying to get away from barry. He then realizes that it is just that, an outfit. He unzips the zipper in back and climbs out of the pizza costume. He grabs a giant cork shooter then aims, and fires at RDs tomato firing dreadnaught. He scores a perfect hit as it plugs up RDs dreadnaughts firing devices and the whole thing explodes covering RD with tomato juice. Rags then tells barry that it is a early christmas presant and that he can eat all the tomato sause he wants, and that the chunks therein (rd) are extra tasty. Rags then pulls out a control device and it sends a signal to his giant flying tomato ship in outer space. The ship then starts moving towards the planet that the Cantina is on. Rags uses his transport device to transport himself, and everything else away from the soon to be crash site, accept RD of course. The tomato ship is in a death spiral then it finally hits RD with a huge boom, a shockwave of tomato sause then spreads out for 3 miles. Rags transports everyone back to their normal spots after the accident.

mlmbd · #**1763** December 6th, 2002, 12:06 AM

Oh dang, all this Italian food. I really wanted Chinese.

"Tomato" is going to be the new "onion".

mlmbd

Ruatha · #**1764** December 6th, 2002, 12:11 AM

*Ruatha walks in, finds a cherry tomato and looks for someone to throw it at*

-Hey, this is war!

*Throws one cherry tomato at RD, hits his left leg with a thud, the tomato dropping unharmed to the floor. Then picks up another one and aims at Rags (saving one in the left hand for Tesco, in case the Llamas will storm the place)*

-Ha Ha Ha, Come get it, tremble you worthless tomato warriors, see Great Ruatha, the Tomato himself splash all others in massive amounts of ketchup!

(* Hauls out the half full ketchup bottle, if the tomatoes won't break, use ketchup*)

Erax · #**1765** December 6th, 2002, 12:31 AM

Erax takes off his shoe, puts a tomato in it and throws it at Ruatha.

sachmo · #**1766** December 6th, 2002, 01:19 AM

Can I get a nice French Dip, please? No, not Gerard Depardu...a sandwich. And a diet Coke also, please. Also some pecan pie.

sachmo · #**1767** December 6th, 2002, 01:45 AM

Joke time!! This on isn't too off color...

A pirate walks into a bar, and out of his pants zipper hangs a steering wheel.
The bartender notices the steering wheel and decides to say something.
He speaks; "Hey Mr. Pirate! Did you know you have a steering wheel hanging out of your zipper?"
The pirate looks at him and says, "Arrrrggh! I know, and it's driving me nuts."

Ba-dum-dum! Thanks, and don't forget to try the french dip. It's excellent!

TerranC · #**1768** December 6th, 2002, 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sachmo:
Joke time!! This on isn't too off color...

A pirate walks into a bar, and out of his pants zipper hangs a steering wheel.
The bartender notices the steering wheel and decides to say something.
He speaks; "Hey Mr. Pirate! Did you know you have a steering wheel hanging out of your zipper?"
The pirate looks at him and says, "Arrrrggh! I know, and it's driving me nuts."

Ba-dum-dum! Thanks, and don't forget to try the french dip. It's excellent!

Heard it. NEXT!

Ruatha · #**1769** December 6th, 2002, 02:50 AM

Hmm, wasn't someone supposed to say "onions"?

Ruatha · #**1770** December 6th, 2002, 03:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sachmo:
A pirate walks into a bar, and out of his pants zipper hangs a steering wheel.
The bartender notices the steering wheel and decides to say something.
He speaks; "Hey Mr. Pirate! Did you know you have a steering wheel hanging out of your zipper?"
The pirate looks at him and says, "Arrrrggh! I know, and it's driving me nuts."

Arrrrrrrggh, how many times have we heard it? It's driving me nuts!