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Old December 6th, 2002, 03:31 AM
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Default Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

Tomato!

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Old December 6th, 2002, 06:18 AM
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Default Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

How dare you Sachmo take my joke!?!?! I have told that at least twice here! I got raved for the second time telling it. I forgot I told it once and told it again like 2 days later. Never have lived it down.
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Old December 6th, 2002, 06:21 AM
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Default Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

Mac who is has been away getting ready for retirment (only 4 wrking days left ), wanders into the cantina to freshin up on the latest gossip and to indulge in the furtherance of his research. As he strolls along he hears the Jokes being tossed about by the illustrious patrons, some of whom seem to be covered in some type of reddish color flem. hmm, oh well, Mac decides to join in and yells out his joke

What do you call a Vegitarian who has Diarrea?

A Salad Shooter

Mac is soon undulated under numerous Tomatos thrown at him by patrons of the establishment.

As he struggles up from the bottom of the slippery slope, he notices Tesco coming in from the Patio with LLamas armed with very large slingshots hmmmmm Now what is that old bird up to now he mumbles as he spits out tomato flem

just some ideas a very sticky Mac

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Old December 6th, 2002, 07:41 AM
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Ouch! Watch where you throw those tomatoes... huh, this isn't a tomato, it's a Xantus fruit!
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Old December 6th, 2002, 07:42 AM
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Who's this Xantus fellow?
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Oh, the sentient plant creature? He looked kind of like this:

Have you seen him?
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Default Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

I saw that guy hurrying away from the Cantina yesterday.
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Default Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

Hahaha... LOL!!!
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Ut-Oh, I think I ate that for lunch.
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Xantus was a fruit?

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