MP Collider - Small Late Age Game (running) - Page 18

vfb · #**171** November 14th, 2008, 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Lingchih

Ahh, they finally attacked. I guess they did get tired of starving. Most of them are dead now though, and I would guess the ones that retreated are still starving.

Now, if we could just find a way to get our 10,000 maniacal troops to the front...

Hunter, the Benevolent Spirit of Mictlan, humbly suggests to Marignon that the best route for your troops is up through the western mountains, through the province known to our scholars only as "number 85".

Lingchih · #**172** November 14th, 2008, 02:02 AM

Heh, nice try Hunter.

We could send our troops through Bogarus, I guess. Though they might be annoyed by us killing all their army. Especially since they are an ally. I guess we will wait a bit. The troops would really like their paychecks, though. And they are getting unruly.

AreaOfEffect · #**173** November 14th, 2008, 05:36 PM

Ha. the leader of Mictlan is bold to ask for what they can't take by force. Even with their double bless sacred horde they can't knock down one simple wall. Clearly Mictlan has become desperate in their attempt to win, as now they're just waving a big stick and begging for submission as they starve to death outside our walls.

Also, months? It would take you years to ever achieve victory. Assuming you could win in the first place that is. Our people spit in your general direction. That would be a no by the way.

vfb · #**174** November 14th, 2008, 08:11 PM

More blasphemy from the heretics! We ignore your silly taunts. There is nothing desperate about Mictlan! Our economy is operating at maximum effieciency and production of Coyolxauhqui Stones is up 300% this month. The obstacle to a peaceful resolution of this situation is Man, with their refusal to comply with our reasonable demand that they raze all their temples, forsake their evil undead cripple of a god, and abandon all lands and temples that are the rightful heritage of Mictlan.

-- The Most Benevolent Hunter, Son of the Heavens, the Healer, may He be Praised

Lingchih · #**175** November 15th, 2008, 02:58 AM

OK, request to go to a longer host (48 hour). I am going out out of town next week and may not be able to get turns up on 24 hour.

Lingchih · #**176** November 15th, 2008, 06:57 PM

Bueller?... Bueller?...

AreaOfEffect · #**177** November 15th, 2008, 07:51 PM

My apologies. We accidently sent goods to meant for our friends to our enemies. How embarassing.

Also, the people of Mictlan are smelly.

vfb · #**178** November 15th, 2008, 10:53 PM

The people of Mictlan are smelly because we are sick and not all of us have had a chance to visit He who Heals all, the True Prophet (may He be praised), the Blessed and Holy Spirit who is Hunter.

And the reason that Mictlan's people are sick and need to visit our Prophet (may He be praised) is that the foul necromancers of Man have been using secret Weapons of Mass Disease Spreading, horrible venom charms constructed through their unlicensed use of death magic. Use of Death magic which Marignon continues to ignore, at their peril!

lwarmonger · #**179** November 16th, 2008, 05:51 PM

Lol... so the Europeans are spreading disease among the people of Mictlan? How unfortunate. Perhaps next time you shouldn't accept those blankets. So what did we learn?

Lingchih · #**180** November 17th, 2008, 12:29 AM

Man has been issued the proper papers for a limited use of death magic, for now. Though we frown upon it severely, the license has been granted.