Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth - Page 18

Growltigger · #**171** July 25th, 2003, 09:47 AM

Och, I love Boonny Scotland me, roamin' in the gloamin', highland flings (if you are lucky), lots of good seafood and organic meat, whisky, strong beer, lots of booze, horizontal rain and storm force winds, freezing temperatives and bagpipes, ye' canna beat it.

The number of times I have stumbled along the promenade in OBan singing a derivation of "Scotland the Brave", the first verese of which goes as follows:

There's a fine Scottish lassie
With a big hairy assie
Who is lifting up her kiltie
At a young ladddy booyyyyy

Singing... nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
etc

Brilliant, pure magic. Makes you want to wear a kilt, grab a claymore and shout "Freedom" at the top of your lungs

Erax · #**172** July 26th, 2003, 03:09 AM

Um... Rags not go boom ?

Raging Deadstar · #**173** July 26th, 2003, 12:07 PM

*Raging Deadstar teleports down, walks over and shakes Ragnaroks hand, orders an apple juice, waves goodbye to ragnarok and tells rags to say goodbye to sitting down*

Cheers!

(It's good to see people bullying rags whilst i'm away

)

Growltigger · #**174** July 28th, 2003, 10:02 AM

2 minutes and counting

Rags, I am a lawyer so if you want to record your Last will and testament, feel free to do so. Otherwise, you know, Cantina rules apply and I automatically get all of your assets as a result of a cantina related death (how do you think I afford to run this place?!)

Growltigger · #**175** July 29th, 2003, 05:21 PM

1 minute...

Do I get the feeling that me and Rags are the only people here?

OK, drastic measures, free beer for all visitors

geoschmo · #**176** July 29th, 2003, 05:41 PM

Waaaa? Free Beer? Did someone replace Gt with a clone again?

Geo

David E. Gervais · #**177** July 29th, 2003, 06:14 PM

Motion is just an illusion. Need proof?..

Check this out.

Cheers!

Growltigger · #**178** July 30th, 2003, 12:07 PM

David Gervais, the motion that Rags is about to experience is not going to be an illusion, but kind of like a Saturn V rocket shooting up to the stars on a pillar of fire. Rags will do his best impression of a rocket launch yet...

oh, and by the way, 30 seconds and counting. I am surprised Rags hasn't been in the cantina pleading for mercy.

and no Geo, I am not a clone, but given how dead the cantina has been in recent weeks, I needed to do something to spark up trade.

Growltigger · #**179** July 30th, 2003, 03:36 PM

Less sophist guile from you Mr David Gervais, otherwise I may have to play "exploding bum cricket" with your derriere as well.

Thinking of which, I cannot recall that you have ever been a recipient of cartoon violence here in the cantina. Maybe it is time for the old frying pan trick.

And yes, I am about to get taken off into real life for a few weeks. I have only had 1 holiday this year, not like the 8 I had Last year!

Ragnarok · #**180** July 31st, 2003, 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Growltigger:

Thinking of which, I cannot recall that you have ever been a recipient of cartoon violence here in the cantina. Maybe it is time for the old frying pan trick.

I think we should transfer the bomb that is currently lodged in me into David to welcome him to cartoon violence world. Can we please? It seems like I'm always dying around here. Even worse then Kenny on Southpark.