The Race to Insanity and Beyond!

[narf poit chez BOOM]

Give me a break! Give me a break! Break me of a piece of that Kit Kat Bar!

[Jack Simth]

*snap*

Here you go.

Fortunately, it's a cartoon kit-kat bar, and will keep regenerating any bits broken off.

Unfortunately, it's a cartoon kit-kat bar, and tastes like ink.

[narf poit chez BOOM]

Fortunatly, Narf is a cartoon character and likes the taste of ink.

In fact, to him it's filling and nutritious!

* Narf eats the Kit Kat Bar.

[Kamog]

A regenerating Kit Kat bar? That would cause Hershey's (or is it Nestle?) to go out of business. You just get one of those and it's good for the rest of your life. You can just sit there all day breaking off pieces until you have a giant mountain of Kit Kat pieces. You can just live on Kit Kat and water and not eat any other food. You'll save a lot of money on food. Hey, that would be perfect for long space flights. It's like having a quantum reactor that produces unlimited food.

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

The downside, of course, is the fact that you'll die of morbid obesity after a year or two. By that time you'd be approximately 600 kilograms in weight, and capable of swallowing cars whole and breathing in bricks through your nose.

[NullAshton]

There's a living person who weighs half a ton. 1,000 pounds of fatty goodnes.

[El_Phil]

http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/di...e/heaviest.htm

Apparently most of the weight of such people is fluids not actual fat. Even so the question does have to be: How the hell do you let yourself get that bad?

I mean when you realise you can no longer see your legs surely you'd stop and do something, not just carry on eating whole cakes as snacks?

[Kamog]

Well, they probably let things get that bad because the weight gain happened gradually over many years, so day-to-day they don't notice any difference. Over the long period of time, the increase in weight is tremendous but they live with it because it occurred gradually, and if they were OK with being a little bit overweight, it's easy to live with a little bit more weight, and a bit more, and so on until it added up.

[El_Phil]

Still when you realise you can't stand up without crushing your own knees you'd stop eating surely?

Or not I suppose, it would be so depressing the people need to cheer themselves up by eating an entire moose or something.

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

/me thwacks Phil and Kamog about the head(s) with a frying pan for talking in a SANE manner here!!!