Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours - Page 184

dogscoff · #**1831** December 9th, 2002, 04:10 PM

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Yes, knowingly eating another sentient being is ... more of an atrocity

*Dogscoff looks up from his genetically-enhanced sentient squid salad...

Oops...

Raging Deadstar · #**1832** December 9th, 2002, 08:47 PM

Hey Mlmbd, you never gave us the time travelling gearbox! Timsotne created it from his desires of a polish girlfriend and a few cheap porno films, not forgetting caffeine (sorry timstone

) Never shall we reliqunish control of the mighty gearbox, Just cos my loincloth business beat yours doesn't mean you have to fabricate stories about the fabled gearbox.

WE ALL KNOW what really happened, you stoled away witht eh gearbox while its mighty defenders were preoccupied (sorry guys, fell asleep

) and decided to visit your family in the future, just by chance taking rags along with fake promises of free drink! But since you saved ragnarok we'll let you off, but beware, the gearbox is storng with us!!! (duh duh, duh duh, duh duh)

Wardad · #**1833** December 9th, 2002, 09:13 PM

AHHHHH!!!!! I WONDERED INTO THE CANTINAAAAAAAA!!!!!

THEIR EATING DOLPHINS!!!!!!!!!@@@#$$%&*&^%#@!!

Puke · #**1834** December 9th, 2002, 11:32 PM

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Originally posted by Imperator Fyron:
Yes, knowingly eating another sentient being is quite a sticky situation. Actually, it would be more of an atrocity than a sticky situation.

Enter stage top: Puke's Battlemoon looms into view through the Cantina skylight, and a large pore in its undulating vommitous surface opens up, heaving Puke through the skylight into the Cantina. The battlemoon assumes a parking orbit, and a new skylight is brought down via dropship.

New patrons gaze in astonished horror and old patrons roll their eyes, as the mass of vomit newly deposited on the Cantina floor demonstrates cognitive abilities. Puke speaks:

"Im not sure what any of this has to do with Atrocities, and was untill now unaware that he was even involved with the consumpsion of other sentients. I can assure you however, that Phongs are quite sticky if you are consuming them Tartare."

Kamog · #**1835** December 10th, 2002, 04:03 AM

That's a very impressive entry, Puke!

By the way, if you go to Milliways, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, you'll meet sentient talking cows who are happy to be eaten.

tesco samoa · #**1836** December 10th, 2002, 04:22 AM

Alpha Llama One... This is Zulu Llama two, over...

...We are in position.

Ragnarok · #**1837** December 10th, 2002, 04:34 AM

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Originally posted by Kamog:
That's a very impressive entry, Puke!

By the way, if you go to Milliways, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, you'll meet sentient talking cows who are happy to be eaten.

Sweet! Medium well steak here I come.
*Rags jumps in his Dreadnaught and begins his journey to the end of the universe.*

mlmbd · #**1838** December 10th, 2002, 10:11 AM

rags, I'm with you, Steaks and just about anything! Yes Sir!

RD, you are so full of bunk. I A STEALER OF NOTHING! The technology comes from my race. You can sort out all the little details, for yourself!

mlmbd

Timstone · #**1839** December 10th, 2002, 11:16 AM

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Originally posted by Raging Deadstar:
But since you saved ragnarok we'll let you off, but beware, the gearbox is storng with us!!! (duh duh, duh duh, duh duh)

Hahaha... LOL!!! No comment here!
Polish gf and lots of absinthe! Yeah! Bring it on!! You're my kind of guy RD!! Long live timetraveling with RD!! Hahaha... LOL!!!

Timstone · #**1840** December 10th, 2002, 11:17 AM

Oh yeah, Mlmbd we'll have to punish you for stealing the gearbox and telling fake stories about it. Hmm... an apropriate punishment. Suggestions anyone?