Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours - Page 185

Raging Deadstar · #**1841** December 10th, 2002, 09:24 PM

How about we tar and feather him and then put him in a randy chicken pen? or how about we smash Mr's GT's best china plates and blame him, thats a good punishment

Timstone · #**1842** December 10th, 2002, 09:40 PM

Yeah, good thinking! Especially the part about the "current" mrs. GT.
Prepar� la vache!

mlmbd · #**1843** December 11th, 2002, 01:31 AM

Timstone, I will explain again, for you and your sidekick (Raging Deadstar). This time I will type real real slow!

I did not steal/barrow your almost useless timebox. My Race; the "Kwan ta' klaa" has possessed Temporal knowledge for some 857,000.000,000,000,000,000,000.03 of your Earth Years. So your "little toy" box is of no value or interest to me, what so ever! It really is very very limited! I was sent here to observe. Seems the first observer relinquished some very limited Temporal information to someone in this time. I "believe" you are aware of this. Although the box you built does seem to have the same energy signature, when used. Mind you I am NOT pointing any fingers. That's not my job here. I am ONLY to observe. When time travel altered the future (Rags being poisoned), I was allowed to have him taken to my home world. Where he was treated, and returned.

Guess someone might have to ask you and your sidekick Raging Deadstar, If mlmbd

stole Timstone's box, why does Timstone still have it?

After all there are many many extremely intelligent individuals here! Not all, as I can see, are swept up or blinded by your tall tails!

mlmbd

tesco samoa · #**1844** December 11th, 2002, 05:37 AM

Bah Temporal knowledge and you still cannot figure out the decimal system.... Bah...

Decimal time rocks....

Begone the patio has no room for your non drinking types...

Kamog · #**1845** December 11th, 2002, 07:30 AM

Wow! mlmbd

, you belong to a very ancient race! I didn't think the universe was that old! Maybe your race has lived through many different universes? Or, I guess with time travel technology, you can keep looping back to the beginning of the universe whenever you reach the end, so that your race can be many times older than the universe itself! That is amazing.

Puke · #**1846** December 11th, 2002, 09:02 AM

i disbelieve the whacked temporal f--kery. the illusion vanishes, the gear box blows a sprocket, and mlmbd disappears in a paradoxical puff.

mlmbd immediately storms back into the cantina from the parking lot, looking very annoyed and wondering who willed him into nothingness by the sheer power of their disbelief.

puke looks puzzled that nothingness isnt quite as far away as it used to be, and silently hopes that if he accidentially stares too long into the void of the parking lot, that the parking lot will not stare back through him in return.

Timstone · #**1847** December 11th, 2002, 11:06 AM

Aha, now I see. So RD had it wrong. Hmm... I can't blame him. Coz I can't find my gearbox anywhere.

*searches again in the cantina*

"Oh, here it is! Under the carpet! No wonder I couldn't see it."
Hmm... I guess you aliens are always right, no? But I still refuse to accept you aliens have more knowledge of temporal bussiness than RD and me. We are the masters of time!
You know why it has a different energy signature than the knowledge you spreaded? It's because of the ingredients I used to build this timetraveling monster. I used, a bottle of absinthe, a dirty magazine, the Hellraiser DVD box and of course the gearbox itself. All very exotic materials, hard to come by and thus produces a very strange energy signature.
Now, be gone, you observer! Go observe some other race!

dogscoff · #**1848** December 11th, 2002, 12:19 PM

Link.

Timstone · #**1849** December 11th, 2002, 12:28 PM

In one word: GREAT!!! Two thumbs uf for you Dogscoff!

mlmbd · #**1850** December 11th, 2002, 04:54 PM

tesco samoa,

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Bah Temporal knowledge and you still cannot figure out the decimal system.... Bah...

Check YOUR FACTS http://www.scit.wlv.ac.uk/university...217/decsys.htm

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Decimal time rocks....

It certainly does. But I had no idea someone with your obviously limited intelligence could fathom, let alone embrace Decimal Time! So my apologizes, tesco samoa (whichever one I am addressing) You know you can get help (even in this time) for that multi-image problem. I will remove the commas. 857000000000000000000000.03 Do hope that makes you happy.
BAH! Take a hike, yourself!

Kamog,

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you belong to a very ancient race! I didn't think the universe was that old! Maybe your race has lived through many different universes?

Why yes we are Ancient! We have indeed lived through many universes. Who said there is only one Universe?

Puke,

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i disbelieve the whacked temporal f--kery. the illusion vanishes, the gear box blows a sprocket, and mlmbd disappears in a paradoxical puff.

As you can plainly see, I am no illusion. And that look is not "very annoyed" or even a little annoyed. It was a wondering look as you observed. I was wondering, who the heck came up with such an astonishing Ride? I was looking to another turn.

Timstone, first I am glad you found your "little box". Now you know I did not steal it!

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Hmm... I guess you aliens are always right, no?

No, we are not "always" right! But, if were wrong, we can "always" go back and change it!

Your explanation of the energy signature seems valid. The fact that you actually constructed the devise is "very" impressive. But "NO ONE" is the master of time. Not even my race! SO, be "impressed" with yourself for your accomplishment. Just don't be "to impressed"!

dogscoff, all I can say is; Wow!

mlmbd

edit for a typo

[ December 11, 2002, 15:36: Message edited by: mlmbd ]