Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours

[tesco samoa]

Aries: (March 21—April 19)
This holiday season is, as always, a time of terrible stress for you and the rest of the well-formed, eight-foot-tall pine trees.

Taurus: (April. 20—May 20)
You would be a lot more comfortable with your home life if you knew why seven-time Winston Cup champion Richard Petty was always hanging around the place.

Gemini: (May 21—June 21)
You'll have the kind of week that makes you wish your parents had followed through on their military-school threats, but for different, sexier reasons.

Cancer: (June 22—July 22)
You'll have a thrilling adventure whose recounting will be greatly enjoyed by those willing to sit through your seizures to get to the sign language.

Leo: (July 23—Aug. 22)
You're beginning to wonder exactly who is in charge of quality control for all those treasure maps.

Virgo: (Aug. 23—Sept. 22)
You will get a good deal on a major appliance purchase, but that's about it.
Libra: (Sept. 23—Oct. 23)
An otherwise enjoyable week is shot to hell when you have several phone conversations with people from L.A.

Scorpio: (Oct. 24—Nov. 21)
You will be the toast of forensic investigators from coast to coast for your ability to really spread the ol' fluids around the murder scene.

Sagittarius: (Nov. 22—Dec. 21)
You were a cop, and a damn good one at that, but you committed the ultimate sin and testified against one of your own. Now, you must pay the price and be doomed to late-night cable syndication.

Capricorn: (Dec. 22—Jan. 19)
It's impossible for you to get more tail than a dogcatcher--partially because of your poor hygiene, but mainly because you're a dogcatcher.

Aquarius: (Jan. 20—Feb. 18)
You've never been one to take offense at accusations of arrogance, especially since they're all bull**** anyway.

Pisces: (Feb. 19—March 20)
You will abandon your search for the wisdom of the East when it turns out to be devoid of cool kung-fu moves.

[mlmbd]

tesco samoa, so which one is yours? Do tell!

I personally don't prescribe to horoscopes!

See you have read Sun Tzu. No offence, 'try' to baffle them with BS!

mlmbd

[tesco samoa]

Ummm... Whats going on here ???

Perhaps your mistaking Cantina joking and playing for personal attacks. There is none here, nor is there any intent of that in my Posts.

I leave it at that...

[Puke]

god, im glad im not a Pisces. when i go to the east (to escape the bloodbath i leave behind for the forensic investigators), i expect it to be FULL of cool kung-fu movies. why else would they call it the east?

[Raging Deadstar]

*Wanders in with a mounted Industrial powered triple size wave motion gun*

Thats my major appliance purchase for this month! Hey timstone, finishing the touches to our next time travelling adventure, lets show old mumbled whos the masters of time travel

[Timstone]

Yeah! I can't wait to read it mate! We'll show who are the masters of time!

[mlmbd]

tesco samoa, your apology and explanation are accepted. Enough said!

RD,

mounted Industrial powered triple size wave motion gun

Isn't even going to give me motion sickness!

Hey timstone, finishing the touches to our next time travelling adventure, lets show old mumbled whos the masters of time travel

Oh, be still my heart. The moniker is still, mlmbd! "The masters of time travel", my Aunt Bessie!

Timstone,

Yeah! I can't wait to read it mate!

Oh sure you can. I know I can!

We'll show who are the masters of time! [Cool]

My Aunt Bessie!

mlmbd

[Kamog]

Umm, I heard that there are Fluffy Bunny Waitresses here in the Cantina... where are they? I also hear that there's going to be some sort of FIGHT happening here! (I brought a supply of onions and tomatoes for us to throw...)

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Kamog:
Umm, I heard that there are Fluffy Bunny Waitresses here in the Cantina... where are they? I also hear that there's going to be some sort of FIGHT happening here! (I brought a supply of onions and tomatoes for us to throw...)

*At the very mention of tomatoes and onions the roof opens up and a Battlemoon drops a load of aforementioned items onto Kamog.*

Gees, you had to go and say the O word didn't you?!?

Even though the veggy god is dead, or so I Last heard, doesn't mean there isn't loads of those stinking items left.

*Rags then looks up at barry in the battlemoon and gives him 2 thumbs up indicating that the job was done.*

[Kamog]

*Kamog crawls out from under the massive pile of - um, uh, whatever these roundish plant-type things are.*

Oh, these things are .... um, Xantus fruits, yeah, that's right, Xantus fruits.

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Care of Xantus Plants

Xantus grows best when he receives full sunshine. Plant him away from trees and buildings. Prior to planting, saturate Xantus with Miracle Gro's water soluble fertilizer (5-10-10), being sure to refer to mixing rates recommended on the container.

Keep Xantus well-watered throughout the growing stage. An excellent way to water Xantus is to use water balloons. It is possible to overwater Xantus, so do not allow his soil to remain soggy for extended periods.

Manure can be used for fertilization, but because excessive nitrogen tends to cause Xantus to produce abundant tentacles versus Xantus fruit, use it with caution.

Xantus Aphids - The aphid is a 1/10 to 1/5 inch long, soft-bodied, teardrop-shaped insect. It attacks Xantus from the seedling stage throughout the growing season. Adults emerge from soil in early spring and lay eggs on the undersurface of Xantus leaves. The aphid has a piercing tube-like mouth that sucks out Xantus juices. This sap sucking activity weakens Xantus and may deform and stunt his infected tentacles and Xantus fruit. To control, feed him Twinkies.

Xantus Blight - A fungus disease that shows up first on the leaves and eventually on the Xantus fruits as it matures. The Xantus leaves develop spots that are dark brown with a series of concentric rings that have a "bulls-eye" pattern. Under warm, wet weather conditions, this disease can spread rapidly over the entire Xantus plant. Remedies include: Xantus rotation, being sure to use healthy Xantus seedlings. Avoid planting Xantus in the same area as o***ns were the previous year. Clean up all Xantus debris at the end of each season.