OT: Narf has gone looney and wants to GM.(Edited2)

[NullAshton]

Oh, something I've been wondering... Do my natural weapons count as magic for penetrating damage resistance, or is that just young adult dragons and older with damage resistance?

[Jack Simth]

"Damage Reduction: Young adult and older dragons have damage reduction. Their natural weapons are treated as magic weapons for the purpose of overcoming damage reduction."

"Their" usually referrs to the last refferenced subject, which, in that case, was "Young adult and older dragons", so, as a fresh-hatched Wyrmling, you don't, for another 51 years.

Edit:
Of course, that's one of the things the claw sheathes can deal with.....

[NullAshton]

The first of April, I can't make it. Thank goodness, who knows WHAT you have in store on that saturday...

[Violist]

That's too bad... I'm OK with that day, though.

[douglas]

If you ever wanted to see just how powerful a character you could make with epic levels and tons of splatbooks allowed, here's your chance. Someone cooked up a supposedly CR 66 monster by the rules for the templates and abilities he used to make it, and wanted to playtest to see if that rating was accurate. The ECL 66 party got massacred, so he's trying again with an ECL 74 party (4 members each time). He has stated that he will playtest it at least three times, so even though we already have enough players this time, you can wait for the third to come around.

I'll be playing a Colossal pixie, wielding four greatswords, each of which is bigger than he is . I'm currently looking at having 28 attacks in a full attack, which I can do on any charge. Oh, and such tricks as getting regeneration (which converts all damage to nonlethal) and immunity to nonlethal damage, resulting in immunity to all damage, are allowed. In fact, such munchkinization as building someone who can cast spontaneously from the entire cleric spell list is not only allowed but encouraged . So, have fun pulling out all the broken combos you can think of (excepting pun-pun builds and similar infinite insanity) - the last party played by the same rules and got thoroughly trounced .

[NullAshton]

How about an army of fanatic armored halfling followers that you chuck at stuff?

[douglas]

Slight problem with that: how do you prevent a bluff or diplomacy check in the mid 200's from making them turn on you? Even 74,000,000 gp has limits to what it can buy for you, and the vast majority of the followers would be level 1.

[NullAshton]

Oookay. I'll back away, slooooowly.

Ashton runs off.

[Atrocities]

Time to lock this thread and allow it to die!

[Jack Simth]

Umm.... why? This isn't The Undead Thread after all.