Cradle to the Grave--for noobies with a record of no staling--FULL

[Sephorin]

Originally Posted by earwicker7

Hey, all... daughter had a fight with some glass, and she lost lol. Anyways, we just got back from the emergency room, so I'll be sleeping in a little later than usual, so I'm going to put a 4 hour delay on the turn, just in case.

'Sounds nasty. I hope she is okay now.

Edit: one of my other games just had an issue with the Llamaserver hosting too early. Result: a few stales. I think that may have been what happened with my stale turn. I was pretty tired when I checked the Llamasever timer that morning, but I'm pretty sure that it said I still had 12 hours (i.e., enough time to sleep before doing my turn). But then when I came back, the game had already hosted.

Anyway, apologies again for the stale. Of course, it means that Ashdod is now weak, so you can all be very nice to me.

[earwicker7]

Thanks for the kind wishes towards my daughter. She's ok; it was more of a sideways cut than a deep cut, so they just needed to do an X-Ray to make sure none of the glass stayed in, then they used skin glue to patch it up.

I've actually got my turn finished, but hotmail is not working on my computer. I'm going to try to find another way to get it turned in.

[Numahr]

Dear fellow Pretenders!

Agartha is purchasing your surplus of Earth gems. We will provide you with Fire, Air, Water, Death or Nature gems of the finest quality.

Rate is 1 to 1 +1 bonus gem offered for each 4 gems traded.

[earwicker7]

I was able to send my turn in through my work's email server, but the new turn was sent to hotmail, which is still not working (I tried another computer). Does anyone know if you can have it sent to another address?

[Korwin]

http://www.llamaserver.net/doAdminAc...on=changeemail
Change your E-Mail and resend your turn to the new E-Mail.
You are the Admin

[earwicker7]

Cool, I had the email changed temporarily to my work address.

Gweldorf, you've got PM.

[Numahr]

Beware to all wise Lords of this World.

The wild nations of Ermor and Vanheim have, in their infamy and jealousy, launched a vicious and coordinated attack to capture the Halls of the Oracles of Agartha and rape as many Pale Ones as they can. Our Golems will oppose a strong resistance to the barbarians. But we ask any civilized nation with a wish to maintain a reasonable balance of power (especially towards the already dominating Vanheim), to join us in the war ASAP.

We are purchasing more Earth gems, by the way.

Zend Kuh

[jimbojones1971]

Originally Posted by Numahr

The wild nations of Ermor and Vanheim have, in their infamy and jealousy, launched a vicious and coordinated attack to capture the Halls of the Oracles of Agartha and rape as many Pale Ones as they can.

Zend Kuh

The word co-ordinated implies a level of sophistication and competence to which I can only aspire :-) For the most part, I just plan to pour hordes of undead across the border until Zend Kuh and his Argathans get sick and tired of killing them and give up in disgust.

The nature of the disagreement between Ermor and Agartha can be summarised thus:

• Ermor demanded Southern Agartha for the purposes of raising vast numbers of undead, as well as building a disneyland style theme park devoted to the joys of necromantically enhanced lifestyles.
• Agartha politely declined, as Zend Kuh preferred to keep what was his rather than hand over territory to his greedy southern neighbor
• Ermor attacked, which ended in dismal failure and frustration.
• Not being overly bright, Ermor has now attacked again. Expect more spanking and general murder and mayhem to follow.

At this point, it is perhaps worth noting that key motivational motto of Democratic Centralist, First Consul of Ermor, is "if at first you don't succeed, raise more waves of undead and try it again."

[jimbojones1971]

The first consul of Ermor, Democratic Centralist, is proud to announce the opening of our new theme park "Zombieland" in the territory formerly known as Southern Agartha.

"Zombieland" offers fun package deals for all the family! Bring your kids. Bring your wife. And above all, be sure to bring enough body-bags for everybody (or alternatively pick some themed ones up, signed by Democratic Centralist himself, at our amusement park shop - just next to the ticket stall as you enter).

We would like to extend our grateful thanks to Lord Zend Kuh for making all this possible, in particular for contributing the first batch of fresh bodies to kick start our "wheel of death" attraction.

[Numahr]

Indeed, a double rush this early is quite a challenge for the brave Pale Ones.

But Vanheim, Ermor: just wait to taste the Granite Glaives of my sacred Golems...