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Whollaborg · #**181** April 9th, 2008, 12:56 PM

Mictlans outright lies have been weaven to disable the eyes and ears of the Bandar Log! (Few of our witches themselves have asked to live forever, and Zhukov only helped them a bit)

Please, we urge, send your monkeys into the world! They will come back and tell you horrifying and true tales from the world they witness! The small monkeys you sent to scry must be followed by larger, club'n'rock'n'steelwielding monkeys with their elephant friends! Their way is open to the rich plains in the east!

If the Bandar Log cannot intervene mightly Bloody wrath of Mictlan is going to cower the world! They already control most of the eastern continent. R'lyeh and Jotunheim will be utterly helpless against them as we have witnessed both of these nations big armies get beaten by our seconday troops. Mictlan has amazing numbers of unblessed in the wastes of Tien Chi. They cannot retreat as they would be utterly humilitated if they would not dare to face our army.

Micltans rich rear is ripe for taking, be swift and the reward shall be plentyfull!

We urge R'lyeh to cease hostilities with us! Jotunheim is going to face Mictlan anyways so we're not bothered by them, but the might rising from the Ocean is targeting wrong nation. We're the only nation holding the Mictlan at bay. Erect be the tower of man!

Agartha will be ready to gain it's prize too, Mictlan already borders them in the southeast with their flying gargoyle wielding the horrifying Stonesword turning all but Agarthian stony elders into rocky oblivion! Jotunheim is stubborn as only a giant can be. Luckily for the Agartha, stubborness of the Jotunheim might just soon crack their skull into erect tower of man!

Brangwen the Blind One

Cor2 · #**182** April 9th, 2008, 03:01 PM

The popular support is certianly against man. All things being equal count the allies.

vfb · #**183** April 9th, 2008, 06:50 PM

Man accuses Mictlan of telling lies, but then goes on to confirm our tales. So, Man is either lying alongside Mictlan (and we don't like the sound of that!) or Man is spinning his own tales. Mictlan trusts in the intelligence of the other nations, that they may unweave Man's web of deceit.

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Micltans rich rear is ripe for taking, be swift and the reward shall be plentyfull!

We urge R'lyeh to cease hostilities with us! Jotunheim is going to face Mictlan anyways so we're not bothered by them, but the might rising from the Ocean is targeting wrong nation. We're the only nation holding the Mictlan at bay. Erect be the tower of man!

Mictlan's best psychoanalysts suspect that Man would like nothing better than to plunge his erect tower into Mictlan's unsullied rear.

We must mount our own offense on Man's own rear, as he leaves us little choice but to continue our losing fight against him. Mictlan must do what we can to hold off, or at least delay, Zhukov's ascendance to godhood. Release the Moose!

Mictlan

Cor2 · #**184** April 9th, 2008, 08:16 PM

Sombody call for moose?!!

vfb · #**185** April 10th, 2008, 01:36 AM

No, Mictlan sent the Moose to kill the Golem of Man, who had overrun a forward position of ours in the North. But the Golem was cunningly prepared for the Moose, and Returned home to avoid being destroyed.

Mictlan has been overrun in the South too, and the castle we had captured from Man is now under siege. We must abandon our second front, for Man has recaptured a majority of the provinces in the burned and lifeless lands where the ghosts of Tien Chi roam. Man has pressed his counterattack to our beachhead on his Eastern shore, and if we lose that, then surely the war is lost.

Mictlan fights against the great evil heroes of Man. At their head, Arthur the enormous flying obese Mummy wields the Mage Bane, and slays all who come in his path.

But we urge the free nations of the world to not lose sight of hope! As long as the freedom loving world remains stalwart, the forces of evil will fall.

Mictlan

Whollaborg · #**186** April 10th, 2008, 05:11 AM

Moose spotted,

Schizoanalisis of Micltan might tell more of the analizer than the analysed. We are proud of our stonework that has halted most attacks against the man even if our walls are besieged everywhere. Jotuns roam in the far south with their thick skulls and Agartha besieges our castle by mistake and R'lyeh has launched another sneak attack that was repelled by a local militia in the sout as well. Only Mictlans horrendeus army approaches our rear and capital with nerwing speed. They have massed another army of 500 heads strong into the original landing zone as well and even the Smaug, one hottie for a little bird, has established herself on the ghastly capital of Tien Chi, a nation that had one heck of a misfortune to have had such a murderous idiot as their chief eunuch.

Words from Mictlan stating that ther war is lost if they lose the landing site might be a big overestimation of the losing capacity of the vast Mictlan empire sthat spans thousands of miles across the eastern jungles, plains and mountains. We are not going to fall their trickery and release our wolves against the huge army that Micltan holds in defence to ambush any troops that might dare to venture out from our mountain fortification.

Thick skulled Jotunheim has brought forward another army but we're prepared!

Agartha has not been communicative lately and now their army besieges tower of man. We trust this is a mistake from their part and they only tried to catch the flying gargoyle that pesters us. We are sure that Agartha is a humble nation and is not breaking our non-agression pact as this would humilitate their leader very badly and no word would be spared in making mockery out of an oathbreaker.

Only the Bandar Log has remained truly neutral in the confilict of Man and sneakily attacking Mictlan. This is a sad fact that we already doubt that the Agartha might have broken thier oath, but next month will tell if they release their siege and withdraw.

We trust that the Bandar Log will see trheir opportunity to gain massive wealth from the east as the armies of Mictlan are already on the Tien Chi shores. This would bring Bandar Log into serious position to compete of the true goodhood that should be the goal of all the mighty and true leaders in this world!

Zhukov

And we have to clarify one thing to the Mictlan. Arthur of the Camelot is not an obese mummy but a shiny Knight of the Round Table and the King of the Avalon, nothing less (and little bit to the round side too, but not obese!)

Cor2 · #**187** April 10th, 2008, 02:10 PM

Arthur needs to lay off the dust or virgins or whatever it is that mummies eat. Its more like Arthur of the Rotund Table.

FAJ · #**188** April 10th, 2008, 03:18 PM

I need cliff notes for this!

Bandar Log is sitting between the two powerhouses, and I am fairly certain if I make a move on either of them, I will be swallowed whole. I am in the stone age compared to these guys.

How about I break all of my agreements and just wait for one of them to attack me?

Cor2 · #**189** April 12th, 2008, 12:30 AM

Haha. Man sent a SC golem against a pd10 province and one of my heroic Jotun militia units knocked its head clean off.

It got feeble minded mute and blind all at once.

I LOLed.

I have never seen this happen before.

Cerlin · #**190** April 12th, 2008, 01:48 AM

Hey All! Im sorry if some of my participation has been somewhat quiet lately. I am in a similar position as FAJ and it is somewhat dangerous. This game is also one my my first that I have made it so far into the game. So I am surprised myself and I honestly didnt have a long term strategy. So now I am feeling the affect of that. I have learned a lot though and I am still enjoying myself! and the fact me and Cor2 won the war verses Ulm at all was fun.

This is not me giving up or anything, just letting you all know that I live.