Figment - Early Game (Started)

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It has come to Oceania's attention that there is an inadequate level of frolicking among the Amber tritons in the Whirling Sea. We will attempt to remedy the situation by holding a fermented-kelp and calamari party. Unfortunately, squid are hard to find in our waters. We would be indebted to Atlantis if they would kindly send some squid our way, the bigger the better!

Plankton, God of Frolicking

[Corwin]

The nation of Sauromatia would like to purchase small amount of astral gems (1-20). We can pay for it with equal number of nature or fire gems. We could also trade bloodslaves (I got some from my capital).

[Dedas]

The forest beings of Pangaea greatly seeks a thistle mace and will pay more than handsomely for it (20-30 gems). Yes, you would assume we could just take one from the forest but noooo...

[Psycho]

The peace-loving monkeys from the mount Kailasa have been ruthlessly attacked by winged people riding enormous beasts who squished them to the ground. Every enemy of Caelum is my friend! If anyone is at war with Caelum, or is planning to attack them, PM me.

[Foodstamp]

The Caelum battle cry pierces the air "Mammoths don't stumble!!!"

[Corwin]

Foodstamp said:
The Caelum battle cry pierces the air "Mammoths don't stumble!!!"

Sauromatia's officer charged with after-battle clean up task grimly mutters something about poor families of the fallen archers who will soon get bodies their beloved one flattened into doormats, and how the bloody beasts should be fed to Hydras next time Sauromatia and Caelum forces bump into each other, if only Sauromatia's High Command will start caring about poor grunts on the ground forced to fight these walking hairy fortresses instead of indep rabble.

[Rathar]

"Sir we just received a message on the all-ocean band from the Oceaneans!" said the hermit crab. "Well, what does it say?" inquired the Basalt King of the barely past plankton stage crab nymph. "We are unsure of it's exact meaning but it seems that a complaint is being issued about the level of "Frolicking" occurring under the waves" squeaked the crab. "Oh and that they wanted to increase the trade in Calamari and intoxicants."

"Hmm well it doesn't seem to be a declaration of war so send them a thousand of the Great Ones spawn and 100 cases of our finest red-urchin and anemone brew. Oh and make sure the ambassador from Oceania is invited to the next fete. Try to import some delicacies from their homeland." spake the King.

The King thought to himself that he really must do something about the dourness of the crabs surrounding him or the oceaneans would by building underwater frolic-gyms everywhere..

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Oceania has finished building underwater frolic-gyms everywhere already. We have been spending our time frolicking with the independent provinces. But sadly they are all gone now, and there is no longer anyone to play with in the western oceans. So, the frolickers of Oceania head east to Altantis's oceans, since we think there is not enough frolicking happening there either.

If Atlantis can manage it, you may prefer to frolic in Oceania's oceans instead! We hope you understand now. Oceania does not fight wars, they are much too serious affairs for us!

Plankton

[Redfrog]

The mighty [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Fox.gif[/img] of Fomoria declared that all eggs found in T'ien Chi's land are part of our , taking them away will be considered as an act of war [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Bomb.gif[/img]

[DonCorazon]

We are still accepting advanced orders for all future limited edition Vanheim air magic items that will one day be released - just send us your skull mentors!

Just think how heartwarming it will be when Og can spell his name!