Aquarium - Started - FIGHT!

[Bananadine]

Looks like we're losing somebody....

[Bananadine]

You nations not committed to local wars--what plans have you to prevent Ulm's mastery of the world?

[sum1lost]

Well, given that a second nation is poised on the brink of invading me, not very much.

[LDiCesare]

sum1lost said:
Well, given that a second nation is poised on the brink of invading me, not very much.

A second nation? YOU invaded me! I didn't attack.
(ok, it was your sub, but Mictlan did it).

[sum1lost]

In that case, I apologize for the treacherous blow dealt you by my sub. Mictlan is a peaceful nation in this age.

However, now that we are in war, please stop wriggling so I can put you out of my misery.

:-p

[meister_miagi]

Nobody needs to worry about Ulm. The only thing Ulm is interested in right now, is avenging the great hero Raterik, who was slain in battle by a horde of foul smelling trolls. Now that the time of mourning over, the Ulmish clans seek retribution!

[Executor]

Anyone planning to attack Jotunheim, now is the time, for more information PM me and I'll tell you everything you need to know.

[Bananadine]

meister_miagi said:
Nobody needs to worry about Ulm. The only thing Ulm is interested in right now, is avenging the great hero Raterik, who was slain in battle by a horde of foul smelling trolls. Now that the time of mourning over, the Ulmish clans seek retribution!

Ah, no doubt this is great comfort to the sidhe, who now surely realize that you are not besieging their fortress, but merely searching for the trolls who killed Raterik!

If the addled governors of Ulm would search for trolls amongst the sidhe of Eriu and the goblins of Shinuyama, then who is next? The monkeys, perhaps?

[meister_miagi]

Ulm has no real quarrel with the sidhe. This is merely a way for us to sourround the trolls so they may not escape. It is too bad for the sidhe that they take trolls as their friends.

We also remember sending the sidhe a great gift: an ancient pearl of the deep seas, recovered by the great Boognish Wyrm-Lord of Ulm himself. This was a sign of friendship and was ignored by the arrogant sidhe.

It is no doubt the Raterik-slayers where trolls in the service of Shinuyama. They were big, green, ugly creatures whose pungent smell drove tears to Rateriks eyes and dazed his mind. Every storyteller in Ulm knows this.

[sum1lost]

You know, if my fort were under seige, I would expect some damn big compensation for it if they didn't want to open a second front.