You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:

[Atrocities]

ROFLMAO - These are hilarious. Very funny stuff here guys.

[narf poit chez BOOM]

Galactus is always begging a dinner invite.

[Suicide Junkie]

The mineral value of your planet was permanently decreased by the construction of your throne.

The organics value of your planet drops between 6pm and 8pm every day.

The palace lights are dimmed whenever you use an elevator.

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Your sweat is considered toxic waste
Galaxies have been lost in the folds of your skin
When you laugh, the planet suffors a 10.6 scale earthquake
You can be seen from space while standing out side.
The Last time you passed gas, you killed 6 billion people.
You once sat on a frigate, and didn't even realize it until the crew tried to bLast their way out.
The rings on your fingers are, that is were, populated ring worlds.

[EaX]

Your planet stop orbiting the sun and start to fall into the void of space.

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You are of the Harkonen blood line. (See if any one gets this one)

[douglas]

Atrocities said:
You are of the Harkonen blood line. (See if any one gets this one)

Not true. Jessica is of the Harkonnen line, and so are her son Paul Atreides, aka Muad'Dib, and all his descendants, who provide abundant counterexamples.

[Atrocities]

Ok, if your Baron Harkonen re-incarnate.

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By the time your done eating dinner, its breakfast time.
The Last time you went out into public, wearing yellow, people attempted to hail you.
Your flag ships name is the ISF Twinky Monster.
If ISF stands for I'm So Fat.
If your food bill is higher than your annual military, colonization, ship maintenance, and power bills.
If the Last time you bathed in the ocean, you turned it into a sea of death.
If the Last time you jumped, they had to use six dreadnought to pull you free of the crator you created.
If your shoe size just happens to be the same demensions as one of your large heavy destroyers.
If you are considered the National Strategic Oil Reserve. (Think about that one.)
The Last time you got to close to the sun, you began to smell bacon cooking.
The Last time you went to Risa, the inhabitants tried to push you back into the water.......
You national anthom is the McDonalds theme
Your national Emblem is a donut
You have survived the Last sixty attempts on your life because the bullet could not penatrate your fat.
Your fat is also your armor. See above
That stretch mark on your belly is also called the Grand Cannon, complete with its own tourist industry.
You have ever had to use a Quantum Graviton Beam on your belly button.
You have ever had to use a Quantum Graviton Beam on your mouth.
Your people refer to you as, and I quote: "Emperor Black hole."
You were sucked into a black hole and plugged it.
Your toilet is a black hole.
By using a black hole as a toilet, you plugged it.

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

The Universe's largest oranic intelligent supercomputer evolved in one of your pores.

Your barbecues won't even be lit without 100,000 Harkonnen Flame Tanks. (Emperor: Battle for Dune)

Your teeth will chew up Sphereworlds.

Your first Sphereworld is still lost - your scientists presume it's stuck between your teeth and you hane't noticed.

Your farts outrange Plasma Torpedoes.

Your farts at their maximum range are stronger then Plasma Torpedoes fired point blank.

You moved one of your fat heaps around your waist and you potted the entire Greater Magellanic Cloud into a massive black hole, instantly winning a game of billiards in a higher dimension you didn't know about. (The dimension AND the game)