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Re: Things That I Have Discovered In Life
32: People always meet twice in life
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July 13th, 2004, 08:48 PM
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33: Never start drinking scotch after you just emptied your 17th bottle of beer.
(did it this weekend and believe me: IS NOT GOOD)
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July 13th, 2004, 10:16 PM
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34. No matter how you cut it (no pun intended), farts are just plain funny  .
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July 13th, 2004, 10:32 PM
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35. Originality is very hard; creativity is easy. Try for the first, make sure you've got the second.
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July 13th, 2004, 11:47 PM
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36. If you hide something for safe keeping, you will never find it again.
37. If its valuable, your children will accidently break it.
38. If you believe it will happen, most likely it will.
39. Running is over rated.
40. The Dry DOES eat your socks.
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July 13th, 2004, 11:53 PM
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hmm. lots of things too keep track of. i think its simpler:
1 - know who you are
2 - do what you have to do
3 - accept the consequences for your actions
Period.
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July 14th, 2004, 12:10 AM
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#36 (by Atrocities)
Now, ain't THAT the truth!? How many times I've said, "I can't lose this, I had better put it some place where I know it's safe!" (and then later can't find the darn thing)!
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July 14th, 2004, 12:10 AM
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Contrary to what you were taught, those speed limit signs do NOT represent the maximum speed you may drive with lesser speeds being allowed. In fact, quite the oppossite. In reality, they represent the slowest speed you may drive without people getting mad at you.
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July 14th, 2004, 12:13 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Gandalf Parker:
Contrary to what you were taught, those speed limit signs do NOT represent the maximum speed you may drive with lesser speeds being allowed. In fact, quite the oppossite. In reality, they represent the slowest speed you may drive without people getting mad at you.
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AMEN! (and depending what city you're in, even doing the speed limit has a good chance of getting you the finger or "looks")
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July 14th, 2004, 12:42 AM
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Please number. The next number is 46. 
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