[OT] rogue!

[Taera]

haha no, i mean the amount of 'em

[Krsqk]

What do you mean, that's a priest? @ is supposed to be a ranger! A ranger can't possibly hurt me way over here...*priest gestures*...What? My +4 sword with +5 to speed just turned into a -10 and -8 to speed? RRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGH!

[narf poit chez BOOM]

i don't think i had that much trouble.

[Erax]

My favorite stupid death in a roguelike game (no, it wasn't me) :
"OK, a maulotaur... let me teleport away... what ? Get off the keyboard you stupid cat ! No ! What's that ? Grrrrrrr... killed by a stupid cat.... (sigh)"

[Taera]

LOL!

[henk brouwer]

Whoever brought this topic up is responsible for the fact that I've wasted my entire day playing slash'em . Just lost a very good character on lvl 18.. . I have never ascended a character, but I keep trying...

[Andrés]

Weren't the best features of slash'em included in newer Versions of nethack?

[Ed Kolis]

Ned the Newbie Necromancer's gNarly adveNtures iN Nethack

(ok, I know there's no Necromancer class but I couldn't remember any classes that started with N )

You hit the floating eye.
You hit the floating eye.
You miss the floating eye.
You hit the floating eye.
"Hmm, this dumb critter doesn't attack! Woohoo, easy XP! "
You hit the floating eye.
You are frozen by the floating eye's gaze!
"WTF?!? "
The gecko hits! The gecko hits! The gecko hits!
"A GECKO?!? I'm being beaten by a GECKO?!? "
The gecko hits! The gecko hits! You die...
Do you want to have your possessions identified? [yn] n
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Here lies Ned the Necromancer
Killed by a gecko on level 1 of the Mazes of Menace
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"(sniff) My first character, killed by a GECKO..."

[Jack Simth]

Nethack's open source - you could add one (as was done for Slash'em)

[ June 22, 2003, 04:34: Message edited by: Jack Simth ]

[Andrés]

"killed by a gecko while helpless"
beware of floating eyes, never hit them unless you're blind (and can sense the by other means), attack them with a ranged weapon and eat theirs bodies since they have magic properties.