God I Am So Board

[QuarianRex]

Originally posted by Saber Cherry:
I'm up to level 11 now (Voodoo Princess, Will O' the Wisp) and I just bought a +1 Studded Bearskin Hauberk. I didn't even know there were +1 studded bears!

Oh yeah! I hear you Cherry. I'm a 25th level Half Man Robot Monk with a +13 Steely Viscious Crankbow, romping through Oobag looking to be number one. Do you hear that Ed? You cretinous Talking Pony Fighter/Organist! I'm coming for you baby!!!

[Saber Cherry]

Hahaha.... you're at 33 now, and I'm at 30... plus, your special move is Big Sister. How dumb is that? Somehow, I don't think you'll evade the wrath of my +14 Heavy Dancing Peen-arm for long... not when I'm wearing Plasma Brassairts!They don't hurt as much as it sounds like they should...

[Ed Kolis]

So? I'm a level 42 half-Elder-Chaos-God half-Charizard triple-classed Freezing Rain Only On Tuesdays Mage / Sublieutenant In The Romulan Star Empire / Telepathic Furries Hentai Beastfighter, with a +69 Ring of Sustain Arousal and a +M1M2G/R^2 Armor of Newtonian Motion! And I get 36dPI attacks per round with my +21 Flechette Dagger of Inducing Drunkenness!

(could you tell I was making that up? )

[Saber Cherry]

Originally posted by Ed Kolis:
So? I'm a level 42 half-Elder-Chaos-God half-Charizard triple-classed Freezing Rain Only On Tuesdays Mage / Sublieutenant In The Romulan Star Empire / Telepathic Furries Hentai Beastfighter, with a +69 Ring of Sustain Arousal and a +M1M2G/R^2 Armor of Newtonian Motion! And I get 36dPI attacks per round with my +21 Flechette Dagger of Inducing Drunkenness!

(could you tell I was making that up? )

Actually, no. You'd be surprised at the strange stuff in this game

[QuarianRex]

Originally posted by Saber Cherry:
Hahaha.... you're at 33 now, and I'm at 30... plus, your special move is Big Sister. How dumb is that? Somehow, I don't think you'll evade the wrath of my +14 Heavy Dancing Peen-arm for long... not when I'm wearing Plasma Brassairts!They don't hurt as much as it sounds like they should...

Having your big sister look out for you isn't quite such a wussy thing when you're a Half Man Robot Monk, especially when she takes after your precision calibrated, Deathblossom Class, assault grade cybernetic father (and not your squishy flesh-mom). However, I have since moved on to rely more on my Spectral Miasma XVIII. I find it to be much more visually impressive, and uncluttered by any immasculating connotations.

PS. having the Big Sis specialty suprised me since I have always had much higher level skills that that. Oh well, tis amusing nonetheless.

[EvilGenius4ABetterTomorro]

It would be cool if you could volunteer to fight those range fires in California. Even if it's just driving firefighters or supplies around for a few days.

Being bored is dangerous. When I was 18 and bored I almost joined the foreign legion. Had my passport and enough for a plane ticket to Marseille, but in 1983 something called Chad happened and that was too exciting and dangerous for me. They'll still take you up to 35!

[Alneyan]

Hentai? *Frowns* No, there is no Hentain in Progress Quest, although you can encounter Succubi and Porn Elementals. But apart from that, you could almost be part of the game.

If anyone is still bored, here is a real, addictive game. The kind of game you may launch to play "during that coffee break only", before finding yourself playing it for hours on end. Here it is.

And if you are really good, you may want to defend your country in the World Rankings for this game here. And yes, this time it is a game you can play, unlike Progress Quest.

[Tigbit]

My kids are never bored... or at least they don't admit it. Cuz when they say their bored I put them to work. So the moral of the story is if yer bored, find some work.

[Erax]

Yeah, my parents were like that. So I learned to be bored and pretend I wasn't.

[Ed Kolis]

When you get bored, play with Photoshop:



I was very bored at work yesterday