[OT} What *not* to say at Lord of the Rings

[CNCRaymond]

60. Ask where Sam and Fortos (sp) shoes are.

ROFLMAO That is some funny sh**.

Think Frodo + Fart + Mentos

Do you still have the link to the short film? If I recall, that was one sick film. But still LMAO. Well done.

Starhawk, that was the point I think.

[ December 23, 2003, 07:01: Message edited by: CNCRaymond ]

[Fyron]

Originally posted by Starhawk:

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Originally posted by Atrocities:

60. Ask where Sam and Fortos (sp) shoes are.

Hobbits don't wear shoes and they never have

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Hence the joke...

[dogscoff]

61 - Repeatedly point out how much Elvish sounds like Welsh.
62 - Prove point 61 by loudly dubbing the entire in film into Welsh.
63 - Repeatedly point out how much 'Elvish' sounds like 'Elvis'. Accompany your observations with hilarious "Elvish Elvis" renditions.
64 - Come to the cinema dressed in a 50 foot high, suplhur-belching Balrog costume and sit in the front row.
65 - Explain to everyone that if this were nethack, Gandalph could easily wipe out that orc army with nothing more than a wand of polymorph, some blank bits of paper and a magic marker.
66 - Discuss in depth the resemblance between the Eye of Sauron and a certain part of the female anatomy, and the Freudian socio-psychological implications that it casts upon the makers of the film.

[ December 23, 2003, 10:15: Message edited by: dogscoff ]

[Rollo]

67 - As Leggy finishes his stunt with the mumak (known as the 'Orliphaunt', btw) exclaim: "Yabba Dabba Doo!"
68 - Towards the end of the movie yell: "Die already! I gotta pee!"
69 - Everytime the tower of Barad Dur is shown, say: "Look, it's Geoschmo!

[ December 23, 2003, 10:46: Message edited by: Rollo ]

[Ed Kolis]

Originally posted by dogscoff:
66 - Discuss in depth the resemblance between the Eye of Sauron and a certain part of the female anatomy, and the Freudian socio-psychological implications that it casts upon the makers of the film.

I know... one time I went to Gamespy and I saw the Eye pop out at me (it was an ad for a LotR game) and at first I thought! GAAA PORN ADS ON GAMESPY!!! Now I'll REALLY get in trouble for surfing the internet at work! Then I realized it was just the Eye... actually it might have been the Ring at an angle, I'm not sure, it flashed by so fast...

[geoschmo]

73. Loudly engage your freinds in a game of "Six degrees..." all during the movie.

Elrond! Played by Hugo Weaving, who stared as Agent Smith in the Matrix, opposite Carrie-Anne Moss, who played in Red Planet with Val Kilmer, who starred in Top Gun with Tim Robbins aka 'Lt. Merlin', who appeared in Bull Durham with Kevin Costner, who starred in JFK as Jim Garrison, opposite the character Willie O'Keefe played by Kevin Bacon!

Gimli! Played by John Rhys-Davies, who appeared in Raiders of the Lost Ark with Harrison Ford, who played in Working Girl with Sigourney Weaver, who starred in Ghostbusters with Dan Akroyd, who played in Dragnet with Christopher Plummer, who starred in A Beautiful Mind with Ed Harris, who also appeared in Appolo 13, with Kevin Bacon!

[ December 23, 2003, 13:52: Message edited by: geoschmo ]

[Gryphin]

/Makes note to self what cites not to see LOYR in.

[David E. Gervais]

Originally posted by Gryphin:
/Makes note to self what cites not to see LOYR in.

LoYR? is that a new movie? j/k'ing

[Gryphin]

I mispel things so people know it realy is me.

[narf poit chez BOOM]

71 - Get two friends. Two of you should dress as robots, the third in a blue jumpsuit. Sit in the very front row of the theater, and say all the lines in this thread VERY LOUD at the appropriate moments. And every once in awhile say, "Hey Dr. Forrester, when's the commerical break?!?"

oh look, another pop culture reference has gone completly over my head.