Ah, its Friday! For all those Pagans out there, see what happens to your false idols:
http://www.nbc10.com/news/2983535/detail.html
For all you Christians, happy Dead-Jew-On-A-Stick Day. For all you Jews, happy Dead-False-Prophet-On-A-Stick Day, and try not to let it interfear with your hiding from Uriel the Angel of Death during Passover.
For all you Vikings, happy Shrovetide. I dont know what exactly happens during Shrovetide, but I understand that it has alot to do with daylight coming back.
And for anyone that I DIDNT manage to offend, well, who needs an excuse to celebrate, anyway? raise a pint, and be glad you can moderate me down.