OT: Narf has gone looney and wants to GM.(Edited2)

[Alneyan]

Ah, that abomination. *Wards against evil*

I will keep on with my list of dumb questions: are you allowing for other races besides the usual? (I gather it is so from your Posts) If so, do you have something looking like a list? I only have the Player Handbook available, and my Planescape knowledge, and so cannot check the books you mentioned. No, I won't ask to be a mouse. I promise. Honest.

[narf poit chez BOOM]

http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=d20/article/srd35

Just the basics, but nearly all the basics, of D&D. Free, legal, including monsters.

Anything that has an Int score of 3 or higher(Sentient) that has a level adjustment(Number that is added to your character level if you play that race) can be played. And if you make a good case for it, you can play something with an Int score of 2 or less. See the 'If you yell loud enough' rule.

Perhaps I should expound a bit...If you want a halfling barbarian paladin wizard, go right ahead. If you want a half-dragon, half-celestial vampire monk, go right ahead. If you want a human fighter, go right ahead. If you want a pixie barbarian, go right ahead. But some of those will have to wait until you have a character with a high enough character level to trade in.

[Alneyan]

Very interesting. I will be looking at these articles (mainly the monsters) to seek someone to incarnate in. Thanks for the link!

[narf poit chez BOOM]

Your welcome.

[eorg]

i want chaotic/good elven fighter/wizard
name: eorg

what else do i need? download something?

[narf poit chez BOOM]

Well, you'll start out level 1, so you'll have to start as either a fighter or a wizard. Experience to next level is calculated by adding your level in each of your classes together, then adding any level adjustment from race. In D&D, that final level number is called character level.

So, you'll have to start as either CG elven fighter or CG elven wizard, then multiclass later. Since wizard is a perfered class for elves, you won't have an XP penalty if the levels are to far apart. (Side note: I'm thinking of throwing perfered classes for races out, as well as XP penalties for differences between class levels, so if you want to yell about it, you won't have to yell much. )

The SRD I linked to should provide all you need. (Side note: Add the SRD to the list of things that you can use anything from, since I have it.)

[Rasorow]

*Gives Narf a vote of confidence*

After all he has the only wizard in three multi-verses that can shoot with and occasionally out-shoot 2 rangers.

cannot play though... dont have room to add more commitments.

Rasorow

[narf poit chez BOOM]

Traps! That's what I need, traps!

/me starts digging pit traps around the thread.

[Alneyan]

On a sidenote, do you need us to give our levels of "desperation", should we fail to lure someone else within this thread?

[narf poit chez BOOM]

Desperation is climbing...If we do go in with two players, should I:

1) Give everyone a free level that won't affect XP gain

2) Give both of you a second character

3) Run a character myself

4) Wait some more

5) Wait a lot more