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August 29th, 2006, 11:27 PM
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Re: OT: If You Had Three Days To Live...
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I would drive a car (I am not legally allowed to drive with my eyes the way they are right now)
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Whats wrong with your eyes? You know I was fired from safeway after eight years of outstanding service by a manager who thought that disabled people were retards and treated me as such. When I turned his *** in for cutting my hours, because I was disabled, they fired me. I sued, won, and lived quite nicely for many years off of the payments. Thank you Safeway you *uck*ing as**oles!
So ya, SLAP that ***** who thinks hes a supervisor hard! You let him know who is Daddy is!
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August 30th, 2006, 11:40 AM
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Re: OT: If You Had Three Days To Live...
I'd box up the PBW server and mail it to one of you, and then I'd spend the rest of the time playing with my kids.
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August 30th, 2006, 11:12 PM
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Re: OT: If You Had Three Days To Live...
Well AT I have nestagmus so basically my eyes move without it being voluntary (as in they appear to anyone looking to be bouncing around) this does NOT cause me double vision (thankfully) but it prevents my eyes from entirely focusing on somnething so where I if I didn't have nastagmus my eyes would be perfect (so says the eye tech and one eye doctor) because they can never "rest" on an object i am reduced to 20/40 20/60 depending on the day.
And Narf yeah I'd drive to work then slap the one guy and deball the other guy then I'd drive home 
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August 29th, 2006, 08:40 PM
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Re: OT: If You Had Three Days To Live...
I'd call the one girl I ever loved and tell her what happened and see if I can meet her (we never dated or even kissed or anything but I'd like to at least kiss her before i die because I've wanted to kiss her since we first started off as friends.)
I would tell my family goodbye
I would drive a car (I am not legally allowed to drive with my eyes the way they are right now)
I would walk right up to my one assistant manager and slap him upside the head.
I would walk over to a jackass at my workplace who THINKS he's a supervisor and kick him square in his balls (which according to a female co-worker he was spreading rumors about would be a hard target to find).
I would probobly pray a lot.
Then I don't know.
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When life gives you lemons take them and squeeze them in life's eye until it gives you the oranges you asked for!
"If men build things to look like our penis such as towers and ships does that mean female achitects represent women having penis envy?"
A line that made me chuckle, I can't remember where I heard it I just know it made me laugh.
"I'm not really a slapper....I mainly punch and gouge."
Tammy Lee my kung fu instructor/sifu's daughter when asked if she ever slapped a boy for saying something nasty to her.
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August 29th, 2006, 09:56 PM
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Re: OT: If You Had Three Days To Live...
Starhawk, make sure you do all that driving & slapping & kicking on the third day, or you'll spend your last two days in jail.  |
August 29th, 2006, 10:21 PM
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Re: OT: If You Had Three Days To Live...
...Scream?
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August 30th, 2006, 08:25 PM
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Re: OT: If You Had Three Days To Live...
I would be like that guy in that movie, Crank.
Yeah, go out in a crazy orgy of violence. That's the way real men go out, man.
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August 30th, 2006, 09:36 PM
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AngleWyrm, I love your avatar. IIRC that was the first video game I ever played. |
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