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Old July 5th, 2008, 10:20 AM
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Guys, you don't have to repeat all your stuff from the d'oh thread.
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Old July 5th, 2008, 06:13 PM

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Please keep to the topic Ich... oh wait, that's the very definition of it.
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"2 Thing That Should Not Bes were seen towering over the army."
They should add code to change that to "2 Things That Should Not Be, were."
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Old July 6th, 2008, 02:38 AM

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AI Cyclops pretender - Lost His Only Eye affliction, due to the fact that he installed an Eye of Aiming.

The sad thing is that it doesn't even hurt his Precision all that much. 7 => 5.

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"A handful of magic death gems was found in the prime of the season."

(Random event, Early Spring)
If you're saying that was should be were, as written it's actually fine British English. The way collective nouns should be referred to is one of the differences.
I think its, "prime of the season" ie mid mid winter for death gems? Certainly not early spring which is a time of birth/growth, early spring represents life the exact opposite of death.
Yes, I was amused by the concept of a prime season for death. Having it appear in early spring just added irony.
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Huh, you're right. I thought magic bonuses got added in afterwards, but I guess that's just for bonuses from weapons and such. IIRC blind Tartarian Cyclopses still manage to hit things with thrown lightning.

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AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!
Now I remember one thing I loved, and hated, about Dom3. Its addictiveness. I complained all the way back in day one of beta.

Start with a list of things you want to double check (such as lately with Edi's Map Editing faq). Start a "stupid quick little test game" just to check something. End up spending all day PLAYING the stupid quick little test game withouit getting to the next thing on the list!
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Yeah, I do that quite a lot. I spent several hours the other day trying to kill the AI using just a modded dragon creature I'd added in as a recruitable on Silent Seas as a test. Recruit dragons (commanders, so one at a time), fly them around, siege forts, come back to defend my territory... hours. Ridiculous!
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The wierdest affliction: "Lost head...pity you won't use helmets anymore..."
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