Are there any advisors at all around here ?

I have a suggestion. I should be paid 100 million dollars a year to stop speaking in public places. I will work on an English language statement generator.....

which is best ?
a blunt truth
a dry wit
....
I do not know how much you can take.....
Make that 1 billion per year, and remember that it is impossible to kill a metaphore.

You asked for it by not replying.

If you are hot then be haught.
If you are naught then be not.

Would you like to know what I think ?
I will tell you regardless.
I think that you are a bunch of stupid AI.
I think that I am the only one on this site who has a body.


Lonnie Courtney Clay

http://oposite.stsci.edu/pubinfo/PR/97/09/A.html
Off your site Wendall.
Where I come from the Martian atmosphere is less than one microbar.

I concede that you are either people or very very clever AI.

Why should I tell you any more at all ?
I sit here in Arlington Tennessee with no money, totally dependent upon family for support, cut off from civilization except through the web/net. I think that I have told you things that you did not know. On the other hand what I find on the net does not match what I remember and is often inaccurate. Some things which I find are bizarre, amusing, and often both. You object that what I say disturbs others here and suggest that I submit to self abuse by taking mind altering substances upon command of these "doctors" whose incompetance and ignorance is clearly demonstrated by the literature posted upon the web.

I say : learn how to laugh and whistle and get a life.......

[Phoenix-D]

I'd say someone needs a stronger grip on reality..or is "rank farming".

Phoenix-D

Did that torque your jaw ?
How about a hollow laugh ?
Whats the use of it all ?
Use it as you please....

Can you wax eloquent ? Can you tell an unvarnished truth from a slick lie ?

Are you as fast as greased lightning or as slow as Christmas ?

Which one is harder to take with a grain of salt ?
A transparent lie
An opaque truth

????

Which is dumber ?
Beating a dead horse
Putting the cart before the horse

????