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Originally Posted by JonBrave
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Originally Posted by parone
i wasted my college education studying economics. still can't figure out why i went to college. it was fun, though.
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- I have oranges. You want oranges. So I put the price up.
- If there are other suppliers of oranges, we get together, burn the excess oranges, and put the price up.
- So the Government nationalises orange growing. Now there are no oranges available. But the important thing is, the orange growers are looked after.
Can I have my economics degree please? No offence intended
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Don't forget the part where they outsource the orange burning to me since I offered to give their C-level Orange execs an under the table kick-back over drinks.
This way the orange growers can show the government how stretched they are financially with their 'orange burning costs' and lobby to treat the burned oranges as capital equipment for write off purposes like big oil gets to do with oil still in the ground.
My accountant does some fancy accounting so that my bribes show up as expenses of doing business and the government is satisfied because all the tax write offs are creating 'jobs' and if we keep creating jobs maybe eventually it'll be able to afford to end hunger and food insecurity.
Job1 orange grower
Job2 orange burner